Julianna Margulies Needs To Relax

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

May 19, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor JULIANNA MARGULIES attends the CBS Upfront at the Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

But don’t suggest a good romp in the hay as the cure for what ails her because she will probably seduce you and then rip your head off.

Margulies and other castmembers of The Good Wife were in a press-session when the star started bragging about the “groundbreaking” oral sex scene that this season would deliver:

“I think that is the first time network television has had an oral sex scene! No? It was pretty racy!”

A reporter questioned whether it was, in fact, the first such scene, and Margulies flipped:

“Honestly, is that the question you are going to ask me? That is despicable.”

And when it was pointed out that she brought it up:

“That is disgusting! This is what media is now? That is truly the stupidest question I have ever heard . . . I’m insulted right now. Oh, my God. It’s bad enough we have Jersey Shore.”

First of all…bitch, do not insult the Jersey Shore. J-WOWW will put Vaseline on her face and beat your ass.

Second…you brought it up, psycho. Don’t brag about being the first person on network TV to give a blowie if you can’t back up your claim.

Lastly…you’re wrong, anyway, because unless this scene shows actual genitals, I can think of two scenes from Buffy alone, one of which was lesbian oral sex, no less, and the other involved an android. Innovator, you are not.

Category: Celebrity Stupidity, J-WOWW, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Television