Joe Francis’ Wife Moves Out

Posted by Rebecca on December 30th, 2010

Less than two months after their really classy nuptials and four years of courtship,  Joe Francis’ wife, CBS reporter Christina McLarty moved out of their house…and maybe out of wedlock altogether. Talk about a girl (WOMAN) going wild (n’ out).  See how I did that?

Though Francis denies the news, he was overheard talking about his recent separation at the KARDASHIAN CHRISTMAS PARTY. Are you kidding me?  One thing I know for sure, Joe Fancis would make an excellent spy. Oh, also, a saint.  Maybe a eunich?

Rumor has it McLarty is staying with her mom, and that their split is open among friends.*

nice work, A-holes.  At least there aren’t any kids!

*the media.

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