Joan Rivers Tries For Titters Through Twitter Like A Tw*t

Posted by Moxie on July 11th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan appeared to be in relatively good spirits despite her recent jail sentence as she got coffee with her mother Dina Lohan in West Hollywood, CA on July 9, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

Joan Rivers decided to capitalize on Lindsay Lohan’s misfortune for the sake of comedy, an issue about which I have STRONG FEELINGS (I am for it). And because Twitter is the new trucker cap in terms of proclaiming “I’m a douchebag!” with a quickness, Rivers tweeted some less than complimentary things about the beleaguered starletard, such as:

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge,”


Lindsay Lohan had ‘F-ck you’ painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had ‘Eat me you party skank,’ painted on hers,”


“I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.”

Har? Those are pretty lame insults. Joan should take lessons from Brandon Davis, the greasy genius who gifted us all with “firecrotch.” In any case, Samantha Ronson decided she had had enough and responded,

“Hey Joan Rivers. You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.”

Eh. Overall, I’d give it a 7.8: started out well, but she kind of flubbed the landing. I probably would have gone with a crack about Joan being deaf because her ears are surgically stapled to the back of her head, or maybe not being able to read my tweet because her cheek implants obscure her vision.

But Lindsay gave an A for effort as she tweeted back to Ronson,

“thank you. ;)”

Awww, how sweet. Although it would probably be cuter if a winky-face wasn’t their personal code for “bake me a cake with a file in it.”

Category: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Joan Rivers, Legal Woes, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie, Samantha Ronson, Twitter