Jessica Simpson is engaged, stupid, and lacking a Pre-Nup.

Posted by Rebecca on November 15th, 2010

LONG BEACH, CA - OCTOBER 26: Singer and fashion designerJessica Simpson poses during California first lady Maria Shriver's annual Women's Conference 2010 on October 26, 2010 at the Long Beach Convention Center in Long Beach, California. Attendees to the conference include Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and candidates for California Governor Republican Meg Whitman and Democrat Jerry Brown. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

“Fool me once, and…Gawd, I dunno.”

Not engaged and you’re stupid, but like, she’s still a FRIGGIN IDIOT. Here’s why:

“Nick walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no prenup. You would think she would have learned her lesson,” an insider tells me. “But where romance is concerned, Jess follows her heart not her head.”

That means NO PRENUP. Yeah, she’s a Rhodes scholar, but doubly so. Gawd.

Simpson, farting away her last bits of dignity.

Category: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Celebrity Wedding, Jessica Simpson