“Jersey Shore” Girls Look Less Like Mutants Than Usual

Posted by Moxie on April 14th, 2010

photo by Danielle Levitt, courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar

They look pretty damn good, actually. Sammi, J-Woww, and (my personal favorite) Snooki posed for some highly-stylized before-and-after shots for Harper’s Bazaar. The photos show them going through typical “Charm School” lessons and then dolled up like totally classy ladies.

See the “after” photo after the jump!

photo by Danielle Levitt, courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar

Sammi’s dress is hot but reminds me too much of the tight, black, boring things Jennifer Aniston usually wears. I’m more partial to J-Woww’s dress; it’s got that same frilly cupcake-wrapper look that’s been happening lately, which can be hard to wear well, but I enjoy how unabashedly girly it is. Plus, it’s so much more demure than her usual slut-wear that it shows how pretty she really is. She’s def rocking it. Snooki looks a bit grandma-ish, but those shoes are sick. (I bet she’s almost four feet tall in them!)

See, Jersey girls, all it takes is a little guidance and a few buckets of lye-based soap to burn away the fake bake, and you, too, can look halfway decent for once.

(See all the before-and-after photos at Harper’s Bazaar)

P.S. J-Woww apparently dropped this bomb on set regarding her relationship status and the rock she was lugging around on her finger:

“It’s just a commitment ring. It’s part of a $22,000 set my boyfriend got me for Christmas — a ring, necklace, and earrings. I got him a ring with diamonds too…He’s a Persico. I don’t know if you’ve heard of them, but half of them are in jail… He’s a spoiled little rich boy, but he doesn’t act like it.”

She might be my new favorite…

Category: Celeb Magazine Shoots, J-WOWW, Jennifer Aniston, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Snooki