Jennifer Aniston: I’m Still Trying to Stay Relevant.

Posted by Rebecca on December 23rd, 2010

In the near-constant fight for Aniston to stay relevant,  sources at US News report that the star is an idiot.

I know,  NEWS, right?  Well, this sweetheart isn’t so sweet. In fact, during her new movie, Wanderlust, it was a sorta-spoken sorta unspoken rule that everyone had to stay 20 feet away from this old pre-menopausal bat ex-Friends star.

According to this unnamed, mysterious source,

“It was an unspoken thing that you couldn’t get within 20 feet of Jennifer. She surrounded herself with a ring of buffers at all times. She traveled with them from her trailer to the set and back.”

Dang.  It makes it hard to get a latte up in here, no?  Anyhow, her reps and handlers deny Aniston did anything of the sort, of course.  In fact, she may be moving back to the Big Apple, according to US News.  Know what that means, Jen? People, and lots of them. Sweating, disgusting, pawsy people.  Can you handle it????




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