J-WOWWing The Fashion World?

Posted by Moxie on July 5th, 2010

03 July 2010 - Las Vegas, Nevada - JWoww. JWoww celebrates the launch of her new clothing line, Filthy Couture, with a private fashion event at Ghostbar inside Palms Casino Resort. Photo Credit: MJT/AdMedia

Yeah, not so much. Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley of Jersey Shore infamy debuted her clothing line “Filthy Couture” at Ghostbar in Las Vegas’ Palms Resort & Casino. Possessing all the elegance and modesty that one would expect from a girl who regularly wears shirts made of less material than a tampon, the designs are mostly clubbing dresses and swimwear. They were supposedly inspired by her castmates, which I imagine means subtle touches like small pouches for Plan B and fabrics that don’t rustle when you’re sneaking out of some random’s house at six in the morning.

You can tell this is going to be the breakout fashion line of the year, since the clothes are hideous and there are about five people in the audience, none of whom looked up from their smartphones except to see if it was over. Yep, clearcut success.

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