If Halle Berry Can’t Keep A Man, There’s No Hope For The Rest Of Us

Posted by Moxie on April 30th, 2010

RadarOnline is reporting that Halle Berry and model Gabriel Aubry have split after several years and one daughter together.

According to the source, the 9 year age difference was getting to Aubry (he’s 34, she’s 43). Although it didn’t bother him when they first started dating, the longer they were together, the more he started to notice it and the younger women around him.

The source tries to make Aubry sound like not a total schmuck by adding that he’s a great guy who wouldn’t cheat, he would just leave his girlfriend and their daughter to bang younger women. So…yeah. Much better.

This makes me sad for humanity. Those are some prime genes right there and those two crazy kids owe it to the world to make more gorgeous babies. I think that’s what Rousseau meant by social contracts.




Category: Celebrity Breakups, Gabriel Aubry, Moxie