Hugh Hefner Still Loves Naked Women

Posted by PZ on July 20th, 2010

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner laughs with Playboy's Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk, 25, during a celebration at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, Nevada May 15, 2010. Dworaczyk is featured in the June issue of Playboy magazine and in the magazine's first 3-D centerfold. REUTERS/Steve Marcus (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY MEDIA)

One would have imagined that Hugh Hefner would have grown quite bored of seeing people’s rude bits – but he says it’s not like that at all, and naked women are still very exciting, especially when you’ve popped several Viagra and pushed the on button on your replacement lower region part. The Playboy legend says:

“Have I become desensitized to seeing women naked? I guess I got used to it over the years, yes. I think that it never really loses its magic, if it’s the right girl. I have always been essentially a tradition-bound romantic. I’ve never really lost that.”

Hugh says that life is better when your blessed with large sexual organs (duh!) but it’s ok to get them surgically crafted if your not one of the lucky ones:

“I think, quite frankly, it’s nicer if you’re well-endowed, but if you come up lacking in that department, one understands that’s what cosmetic surgery exists for.”

And if he was forced to romance someone who was around his age (shock, horror, close the curtains and knock me out with a shovel so I don’t remember) – Hugh said it would be his secretary:

“Well, if there was, it’s the one that’s sitting right across from me, Mary O’Connor. She’s my secretary, and she’s the wonder of my life.”

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