Heidi Montag is the Dumbest Person on Earth.

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

Congrats, Ms. Montag.  You’re in danger of things like bleeding too much and choking on things that you don’t chew well enough. Why? Because you’re a big freaking idiot.

Heidi Montag

Despite loving her creepy barbie body before, now Heidi thinks that her late Doctor (who, as you probably know, fatally crashed his car while TWEETING, good god) lead her on and made her surgeries to grandiose. Really? He made you go broke on your new boobies and scooped back? Right….

The Fab Life says,

As the dead can’t talk back, Heidi’s blaming her late enabler, Dr. Frank Ryan, whom she called “the most amazing person I have ever known…an angel” when he died in August (a week before she announced it was impossible to work out with those boobs), for her poor choices. “It was a lot harder than I was led on by my doctor…I didn’t know how excessive it really was.”

You’ve got to be kidding me.

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