Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Kendra Wilkinson

Posted by Moxie on September 8th, 2010

07 August 2010 - Beverly Hills, CA - Kendra Wilkinson. Comcast Entertainment Group TCA Cocktail Party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Photo Credit: Michael Jade/AdMedia

And now, a Very Special Episode of Gah! Kill It With Fire!…

Those who have tuned in before to this segment know that G!KIWF! (which is, coincidentally, the noise I make when I splutter coffee all over the computer screen) is usually dedicated to people who have ruined their good looks with ill-advised plastic surgery. Today, we are switching it up a little bit to honor someone whose surgery saved them from being hunted down and destroyed like a French fry in Jessica Simpson’s cleavage. Never say I never do anything nice. Today’s plastic surgery hero: Kendra Wilkinson!

We all know Kendra as one of Hugh Hefner’s favorite blonde girlfriends and the star of several reality shows that featured her wearing skimpy outfits and laughing like a donkey. She also starred in a creepy sex tape with an old boyfriend, who is responsible for privileging the world with pictures of Kendra showing off her new boobs, which she got while working as a stripper before hitting it big with Hef. But since everyone has seen her giant fake boobs, they isn’t as interesting as her giant real nose:

photo courtesy of RadarOnline…obvs

Kill it with fire, beat it with a stick, yadda yadda. She looks pretty much like herself, except for her Jimmy Durante schnozz and eensy-weensy eyebrows. With the stripper makeup, she’s got the whole trashface out to play; what is it about over-plucked eyebrows that make me think “trailer park”? Anyway, it’s pretty telling that she got her boobs done before her nose, but I guess a guy is more likely to have watch a bleach blonde meerkat get naked if she’s got circus tits. So good for you, Kendra, for making all your dreams come true through the mutilation and exploitation of your body; for this, we salute you from our own bitchy corner of the Internet.

Category: Hugh Hefner, Jessica Simpson, Kendra Wilkinson, Moxie, Plastic Surgery, Reality TV, Sex Tape