Funny Report: Kim Kardashian Wants Baby via Surrogate to Save Her Figure

According to a report, Kim Kardashian is thinking of using a surrogate to have a baby with Kanye West, simply because she’s keen to preserve her figure. Sure, it’s super vain – but would you be really surprised if this was actually true? Recent rumors indicate that Kanye is also hoping to propose as soon as Kim’s divorce from Kris Humphries is over, so perhaps the couple really are getting serious about starting a family – Kim’s eggs aren’t getting any fresher after all. An insider comments on Kim’s surrogacy plans:

“As far as Kim’s concerned, this is the answer to her dreams, she desperately wants a baby with Kanye, but she doesn’t want to gain weight like her oldest sister Kourtney did! Kim actually said, ‘I won’t ruin my body by getting pregnant.’’’

The source says that Kim puts on weight easily and is worried she’ll take too much time to get back to her original size which could mean missing out on lots of money as she takes time off to workout and lose the baby weight:

“Kim loves food and packs on pounds easily, she’s been on an organic diet and has been working closely with a trainer to trim down – and it shows…. Kim knows that if she gets pregnant, all that hard work goes down the drain and her famous butt with expand. She’d also have to take a break from modeling and advertising, which is where she makes most of her money.”

Apparently Kanye is cool with either option and still thinks Kim would look great if she was pregnant for real:

“He thinks she would look absolutely beautiful pregnant, but if Kim wants someone else to carry the baby – that’s cool with him too.”