Free Snooki!

Posted by Moxie on July 30th, 2010

photos courtesy of TMZ and

Noooooo! Snooki got arrested, y’all! I hate for the words “it was inevitable” and “I’m frankly stunned it hasn’t happened before now” to leave my fingertips, so I won’t harp on that part too much in favor of saying: this will not stand, Shnickers. Your adoring public will save you!

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, a.k.a. America’s most beloved weird-ass little person since Gary Coleman relinquished the title, has been arrested in Seaside Heights, a.k.a. Sleazeside, for disorderly conduct. No word yet on what exactly the disorderly conduct was, but she was seen earlier in the day doing body shots and drinking from a beer bong. Only the beer bong was filled with Coke, so this is…pickle-related? Who knows. Just enjoy the hilarious arrest photos while you make your protest signs.

Category: Celebrity Arrests, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Snooki