Dysfunction Doesn’t Even Begin to Describe LiLo & Pops

Posted by Regina on November 17th, 2009

Don't we creep you the fuck out?

The tales surrounding Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s quote unquote DAD, just get more bizarre as time drags on. Plus, as we at GTS know, she’s no Swiss picnic either.

The former owner of a Manhattan strip club alleges in a book proposal being shopped around that Pops Lohan visited the joint, seeking out dancers who tended to bear a resemblance to his famous cash cow daughter, the New York Daily News reported.

Dad Lohan — who recently released some audiotape recordings he had with LiLo’s mom that revealed, among other things, that Linds cuts herself — “once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” said former Scores proprietor Elliot Osher.

“We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door,” Osher said. Anyone could see that ending coming.

Then, to add more skeeve to this dysfunctional brew, Linds went the following week to the club and  met with the dancers who performed for Daddy.

Fucked up doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Michael Lohad admits getting into an “altercation,” but insists like the denier he is that “No girls danced for me. The last thing I’d want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don’t even look at the magazines where she’s done some risqué photos.”

Well, umm, how’d you even know she did any risqué shoots, you perv?

In its heyday, Scores was visited by A-List celebs such as Madonna, the late John F. Kennedy, Jr., Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Howard Stern and Sean Penn.etc. Osher is now shopping a book proposal on those years with co-author George Anastasia.

More here: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/15/2009-11-15_club_guy_telling_scores_of_celeb_tales.html

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