Drops Of Stupider

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

BRENTWOOD, CA - MAY 31: Actor Charlie Sheen (L) and actress Brooke Mueller attend the Seventh Annual Crysalis Butterfly Ball on May 31, 2008 in Brentwood, California.  (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

The police report from Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s Christmas Day dust-up has recently been released and it’s the funniest portrayal of domestic violence since – I dunno, the video for “Goodbye, Earl” by the Dixie Chicks. Coincidentally, the report features an equally awful song.

The brouhaha began when Sheen bought two telescopes, one for himself and one for his daughters, because they shared “an affinity for both astronomy and the song ‘Drops of Jupiter’ from the band Train.”

Mueller was apparently enraged by this betrayal, as hers and Charlie’s own song was something he picked from a random Creed CD he found lying around. Dramaz ensued, thus scientifically proving that Train has never inspired anything in anyone other than homicidal rage.

Category: Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, Moxie