Crystal Harris Still Crying…

Posted by Rebecca on June 17th, 2011


Crystal Harris, you know, the 20-something blonde lady (lady used very, very loosely) who was supposed to marry Hef keeps talking to ET and others. Blah.

ET reports that, through tears, a newly single Harris confides that although she is ‘relieved,’ she feels her biggest regret in breaking the engagement was that she “disappointed everybody.”

Oh shut UP. You never thought you’d be Mrs. Crystal Hefner. I mean, it’s fitting because you sound like an EFFING STRIPPER, but come ON. In six months, you’ll be back to being a Hooters Waitress. Am I right?

Category: Celebrity Couples, Hugh Hefner