Celebrity Trainwrecks

Keith Partridge got a DUI.

Posted by Rebecca on November 4th, 2010

Yep. The former former former former star David Cassidy was arrested in Florida (gross)  last night on suspicion of a  DUI, after cops searched his 2008 Mercedes and found his dead career, in the form of a half-empty bottle of Burbon. The 60-year-old former former former former teen idol was classily weaving on and off […]

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Surprise! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are Divorcing.

Posted by Rebecca on November 2nd, 2010

The news that shook the world, right? Riight. Today, both Mueller and Sheen filed separate divorce petitions, and custody over their twin boys. According to people magazine, “Both cite irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split and agree they separated on Christmas Day when they had a nasty fight in Aspen that landed Sheen […]

Tags:Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Cheaters, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor

Posted by Christine on October 22nd, 2010

  Seriously, where is this girl’s mother?  17, yes you heard me 17-year-old Taylor Momsen flashed her pasties covered breasts while she was performing at an after-party for Rock the Sidewalk, an Express and Paper magazine event, in Manhattan on Thursday.  The Gossip Girl star was performing with her band The Pretty Reckless in fishnet […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Gossip Girl, Taylor Momsen

LiLo avoids the slammer again, sent back to rehab until Jan. 3, 2011

Posted by Christine on October 22nd, 2010

  Lindsay Lohan got another gift from God today when the judge in her probation hearing said she could go back to rehab and not jail.  The prosecution wanted to lock LiLo up and throw away the key violated her probation in her DUI case by failing a drug test but her attorney argued she should go […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan

The Quaids know how to party

Posted by Christine on October 22nd, 2010

  Seriously what the hell is wrong with these two?  Randy and Evi Quaid were arrested in Canada Wednesday after skipping out on a court date to answer for residential burglary charges, according to published reports.  The Quaids were allegedly squatting in a home they once owned.  Now the Quaids will most likely be sent back […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Randy Quaid

10 Fugly Looks Brought to You By Christina Aguilera

Posted by Rebecca on October 21st, 2010

She’s divorced, she’s gay, she’s…got bad fashion sense!  As if marring that garden Gnome Jordon Bratman wasn’t funny enough, it seems as though Ms. XXXtina is inventing herself again…like she always does, like 5 minutes after the fact. Remember Dirty, and how it was like a Britney Spears knockoff? And her wannabe Lady Gaga phase […]

Tags:Celebrity Bling, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Christina Aguilera, Lists

Ashton and Demi: Kabbalah will help!

Posted by Rebecca on October 12th, 2010

Right…apparently, Ashton and Demi were spotted in Israel the other day getting their Kabbalah on. You know,  because most people take that stuff seriously to restore their fake/open marriage. Right? According to The Superficial, the two rich actor people were spotted doing something with feigned importance in Israel. Because, you know- Israel needs more people […]

Tags:Affair, Ashton Kutcher, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Demi Moore

Jessica Simpson Still Farts.

Posted by Rebecca on October 7th, 2010

Remember when Jessica Simpson farted in that business meeting amongst other disgusting, completely un-sexy things? Well, she’s still keeping it classy. have you ever finished a whole Bloomin’ Onion? I have! According to Jessica Simpson’s twitter page,  she’s frustrated with her flatulence: “This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about […]

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Celebrity Weight Gossip, Jessica Simpson

Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay the Thumbs UP!

Posted by Rebecca on October 1st, 2010

And the world sighs a collective sigh. Yeah, this guy. As Lindsay starts rehab yet again and her coocoobananas parents vie for conservatorship, all’s well in the world because CHARLIE SHEEN thinks she’ll be OKAY. According to RadarOnline: “I think she’s doing the best that she can…It’s not easy to begin with… but then you […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan

Duh: Pete Doherty charged with coke posession

Posted by Christine on September 28th, 2010

British rocker Pete Doherty, of Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss fame, has been charged with cocaine possession following an investigation into the death of a documentary filmmaker.  Robin Whitehead, who was working on a documentary about the troubled star was found dead from a suspected drug OD in January.  Doherty is scheduled to appear in a London […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Pete Doherty

Her Royal Hot Mess is back in Rehab

Posted by Christine on September 28th, 2010

It’s really sad that at 24 Lindsay Lohan is so messed up that she’s back in rehab for the fifth time.  Alas, the rumors are true, since admitting to failing a drug test and getting locked up and released on bail from jail for failing the drug test, which is a probation violation in her […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan might get outta the pokey: Appellate judge grants bail

Posted by Christine on September 24th, 2010

  A Los Angeles judge overturned a ruling to deny the actress bail today and set bail at $300,000.  If she makes bail, which she of course will in two seconds, she has to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet.  She still faces a probation violation hearing on Oct. 22 for a positive drug test.  It’s […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan already wants out.

Posted by Christine on September 24th, 2010

  Famous for being a hot mess lately Lindsay Lohan has already filed an appeal to the ruling today that sent her back to jail until Oct. 22 after she admitted failing at least one court-ordered drug test in her three year DUI case.  Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said Lohan was unlawfully denied bail.  […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

Posted by Rebecca on September 23rd, 2010

My parents are awesome. Are yours? Not if you’re the children of these celebrities. Not only are most of these celebrities terrible people, but they’re brought little lives into the world and inflicted their terrible-ness on them, too. Gross. Here’s a salute to bad parenting, GTS style. 1. Courtney Love You know she killed Kurt […]

Tags:Britney Spears, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Courtney Love, Joe Simpson, Jon Gosselin, Lists, Lohan Family

Mel Gibson is a f***ing failure.

Posted by Christine on September 21st, 2010

TMZ got ahold of some emails that crazy Mel sent to his baby mommy Oksana Grigorieva back in March almost two months after their domestic troubles in January.  In one  he writes, “I really am losing my grip.  I desperately need a solution.  Sorry it has to affect you.”  The email dated March 1, 2010 […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva

Witness In Mel Gibson Abuse Case Is Dead

Posted by Moxie on August 16th, 2010

The plot thickens! The woman who took care of Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s infant daughter, Lucia, has DIED. Of cancer. Well, that’s sad, but unfortunately not very interesting (uh…rest in peace, nice lady).  Although it is sort of interesting, after all, as the nanny was a witness to Gibson’s crazy behavior. On the night […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Mel Gibson, Moxie

Drops Of Stupider

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

The police report from Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s Christmas Day dust-up has recently been released and it’s the funniest portrayal of domestic violence since – I dunno, the video for “Goodbye, Earl” by the Dixie Chicks. Coincidentally, the report features an equally awful song. The brouhaha began when Sheen bought two telescopes, one for […]

Tags:Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, Moxie

Just When You Thought Lindsay Lohan Couldn’t Get Any Classier…

Posted by Moxie on August 1st, 2010

Someone with an inside track (har!) on Lindsay Lohan’s drug habits is reporting that her time in rehab will be focused of getting her off of various opiates and methampetamine. So is that in addition to the coke and booze, or instead of…? Hey, remember that time Lindsay was a straight-A student in science? She […]

Tags:Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie

Lindsay Lohan Has A Creepy Tattoo

Posted by Moxie on July 25th, 2010

It is my fondest wish that in the near future, something amazing will happen, like Leonardo DiCaprio coming out of the closet or Miley Cyrus getting pregnant – literally anything that will keep me from writing about Lindsay Lohan. But until then, here’s another update: Lindsay Lohan got another tattoo, and it is both stupid […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Miley Cyrus, Moxie, Tattoo

Dramatic Lohan Is Good At Dramatics

Posted by Moxie on July 24th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been placed in isolation at the Los Angeles County jail after having a major freakout brought on by taunts from the inmates. Supposedly, the women started to chant “firecrotch” at Lindsay, who burst into tears and asked if she could call Tina Fey for some advice on what to do if […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie, Tina Fey

Smooth Move, Oks-Lax: Oksana Is Maybe Lying About Mel Gibson

Posted by Moxie on July 23rd, 2010

Oksana Grigorieva might have just totally screwed her credibility in her abuse case against Mel Gibson. Oksana has claimed that Gibson told her he wanted “Jew blood on his hands” and that he had hired someone to assault or kill a high-profile Hollywood player who was Jewish. This person was later revealed by Oksana to […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Mel Gibson, Moxie

Lindsay Lohan Is Hopeless

Posted by Moxie on July 20th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan went to court for final sentencing this morning, which is a relief for me because her legal situation was getting annoying to report on. Just as a refresher: Lilo tried to get rid of Shawn Chapman Holley because she thought it was poor representation rather than crackheadedness that led to her arrest, probation, […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie

Whitney Houston: “Crack Is Cheap, Wack…Got Any Blow?”

Posted by Moxie on July 19th, 2010

Respected journalistic outlet the National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s drug habit is astronomical figures, in the sense that a) she’s spending ridiculous sums of money on b) piles of coke that reach to the moon. Houston’s drug habit is supposedly costing her $6,300 per week, totaling to more than $350,000 a year. Although […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Moxie

Mel Gibson’s Ex-Wife Defends Him, Probably Not Because Mel Was Holding Gun To Her Head

Posted by Moxie on July 16th, 2010

I want to make this very clear: I am in NO WAY implying that Mel threatened his ex-wife Robyn in any way, shape, or form. (Because I’d really prefer if he didn’t sneak into my house and slit my throat with one of the many sharp, pointy things he’s undoubtedly acquired in his many years […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Mel Gibson, Moxie