Celebrity Surgery

Kelly Osbourne’s Ex Cheated on Her With a Tranny.

Posted by Rebecca on January 17th, 2011

BREAKING NEWS, People. According to the Mirror, Kelly Osbourne was LIVID at fiancé Luke Worrall when she found out he was ­having a secret affair…but what she didn’t know were these messed up, crucial other little details of their tryst. 1.  the girl in the affair looked just like Kelly Osbourne 2. Said girl was […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Kelly Osbourne

Heidi Montag is the Dumbest Person on Earth.

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

Congrats, Ms. Montag.  You’re in danger of things like bleeding too much and choking on things that you don’t chew well enough. Why? Because you’re a big freaking idiot.

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Dog The Bounty Hunter Kicked In Too Many Doors.

Posted by Rebecca on October 5th, 2010

Was that in poor taste? Maybe. But who really even knows who he is? He’s like a more redneck Hulk Hogan.  Anyhow, I do feel for the guy.  According to radar.com,  Dwayne Chapman was admitted to the ER at the UCLA medical center with extreme pain in his left leg feared to be a blood […]

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Television

Heidi Montag’s Surgeon Killed

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

Dr. Frank Ryan, a celebrity plastic surgeon whose patients included Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson, Adrianne Curry, and others, has died after driving his car off a cliff. Ryan, 50, had spent an afternoon on the beach with his dog, tweeting shortly before the accident: “After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the […]

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Moxie

Amy Winehouse Made Some Poor Life Decisions

Posted by Moxie on July 5th, 2010

So it turns out that it might be bad idea to get a guy’s name tattooed on your boob just because he’s the one who brings you your morning hot spoon and syringe. My monocle just popped off. …Just like Amy Winehouse’s implant might if she subjects it to laser tattoo removal! The former singer/forever […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Moxie, Tattoo

Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Nikki Cox

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

I’ve decided to make Kill It With Fire a semi-regular feature here because my philosophy is that bad plastic surgery is never not horrifying and hilarious. (Horriflarious? Hilorrifying? I’ll make a poll.) Today’s twisted monstrosity is Nikki Cox, who I hesitate to call an actress since that title should really go to her breasts, which […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Moxie, Plastic Surgery

Gah! Kill It With Fire!

Posted by Moxie on June 17th, 2010

Or you could just pop up behind her and yell, “Booga-booga, age gracefully!” and she’d probably die in sheer horror at the suggestion. Britt Ekland, former supermodel and Bond girl, is looking a little…erm. How do I say this nicely? “Ugly in the face-parts.” I mean, she’s still okay-looking for an older lady, but she’s […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Moxie

Hayley Williams’ Titpic On Twitpic

Posted by Moxie on May 28th, 2010

Awww, yeah, wordplayin’ like Carrie Bradshaw. So apparently the Hawaiian-punch-haired singer of Paramore was all a-Twitter last night and accidentally posted a photo of her mosquito bites and inexplicable choice of DayGlo pink lipstick. Williams is claiming her account was hacked, but I’m not sure how that explains the hacker getting hold of the picture […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Surgery, Hayley Williams, Moxie, Uncategorized

Bret Michaels Suffers Brain Hemorrage: May be linked to Tonys Accident

Posted by Alyssa on April 28th, 2010

Despite rumors Bret Michaels passed away, the rock star is alive and in critical condition. Poison’s lead singer suffered a brain hemorrage, causing him to be admitted to the hospital April 22. The cause of the hemorrage still is not known, and tests are being conducted to find the source of the bleeding. Although the […]

Tags:Bret Michaels, Celebrity Surgery

Turns Out Kate Hudson Just Hit Puberty

Posted by Moxie on April 26th, 2010

Despite all the rumors swirling around that Kate Hudson got breast implants – and they were super believable, because Spencer Pratt said so, too – or that she was pregnant, a source close to the actress is saying that Kate’s increased boobage is all natural. Mazel tov, Kate! You’ve finally reached that special time in […]

Tags:Alex Rodriquez, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Surgery, Moxie

Spencer Pratt Is The Arbiter Of Good Sense And Taste

Posted by Moxie on April 20th, 2010

Poor Spencer Pratt is so misunderstood. All he wants to do is make the world a better place with his kind, generous spirit and his vast knowledge knowledge of everything. I heard he almost got an honorary doctorate from DeVry. DeVry, people. They don’t just hand those out to any random sociopath who has accomplished […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Coachella, Moxie, Plastic Surgery, Spencer Pratt

16 Celebrities’ Nose Jobs

Posted by Angela on April 8th, 2010

Nose jobs are one of the most common forms of cosmetic surgery in Hollywood, and for good reason: the nose is an important feature. Some celebrities get nose jobs to correct breathing problems, but for the vast majority, the simple reason is altering their appearance. Check out these before (left) and after (right) pictures of […]

Tags:Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Jessica Biel, Katie Holmes, Lady Gaga, Lists, Ryan Gosling, Scarlett Johanson, Tom Cruise

Heidi’s Plastic Surgery Prevents Hugging

Posted by Alyssa on April 6th, 2010

After Heidi Montag’s infamous, ten plastic surgery procedures, she no doubt has left us with our mouths agape. Robot Montag recently told US Weekly that while she is happy with the procedures, unfortunately, there are activities she can no longer do. For example, because her breasts have blown up to the size of  cantaloupes, Montag […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery

10 of Hollywood’s Biggest Surgery Addicts

Posted by PZ on March 15th, 2010

Cosmetic surgery is a billion dollar industry – and one which half of Hollywood depends on when their skin is getting a little bit older, their tummy is less taunt.. or they just want a completely new face! It is often the case that celebs don’t know where to draw the line and take it […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers, La Toya Jackson, Lists, Tara Reid