Celebrity Stupidity

Big Boi Arrested For Possession Of Drugs

Posted by Katie F. on August 8th, 2011

Photo: INFdaily.com Big shock – another rapper busted for drugs… Big Boi, who is part of Outkast, was arrested on Sunday on charges of drug possession. TMZ reports that he was arrested in Miami. Big Boi, whose real name is Antwan Patton, was charged with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one […]

Tags:Big Boi, Celebrity Stupidity

Al Pacino’s Daugther Arrested For DWI

Posted by Katie F. on August 1st, 2011

Photo: INFdaily.com Al Pacino’s daughter, Julie Pacino, was arrested for DWI on Saturday in New York City. The 21-year-old was arrested at 1:35 a.m. after driving through a DWI checkpoint on West Houston Street. She was in a black Mercedes with California plates that had an expired registration and also had a male passenger in […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity

5 CrayCray Looks by Nicki Minaj

Posted by Rebecca on April 6th, 2011

Listen, Nicki.  I know your lyrics are ill. I know your rhymes are sick. I know your beats are fast. But does your wardrobe always have to resemble something out of a Tim Burton movie?  I mean, are those weird sparkly appendages and wigs really even comfortable? I feel like I’ll catch some carcinogen if […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Talent

Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage During Opening Show

Posted by Katie F. on April 4th, 2011

Photo: INFdaily.com Charlie Sheen just keeps getting crazier by the day. He kicked off his one man show this weekend in Detroit, but wasn’t received well by the audience. The Fox Theatre was packed full of people Saturday night to see Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth. The audience already had a negative […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Charlie Sheen

LeeAnn Rimes Isn’t Skinny Enough

Posted by Rebecca on March 17th, 2011

According to her.  In rebuttal, here’s her looking like Skeletor.   Photo:INFDaily.com She keeps saying how healthy she looks, but according to People Magazine, “Recent photos show the singer, who is known for being in great shape, looking particularly slim.” SO, THAT’S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY.  Christ, go marry your homewrecker and eat a […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Celebrity Weight Gossip, LeAnn Rimes

Suri Cruise is Inappropriate

Posted by Rebecca on March 17th, 2011

Katie’s thrown in the towel? Photo:INFDaily.com   In New York’s Serendipity 3,  Suri Cruise picked up a box of inappropriate candy, and her mom couldn’t care less.  According to Mail Online, “The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the brightly coloured packaging which contained penis-shaped jelly […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Suri Cruise

New American Pie Movie!

Posted by Rebecca on March 17th, 2011

I’m for reals.  Jason Biggs,  Sean William Scott and Eugene Levy are on.  Because, you know, what the heck else are they doing? Photo:INFDaily.com Here’s Biggs going on a much needed jog. Anyhow,  the new film, called “American Reunion,” has these stars attached, and Universal is in negotiations with w Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Talent, Movie News

Miley Cyrus, Lawbreaker

Posted by Rebecca on March 15th, 2011

Chateau Marmont,  sorry about Miley Cyrus, who at 17 drunkenly wandered your halls in a liquor-induced fervor last Saturday.   yep, that means she’s breaking the law.  Two hours after, her handlers shuffled her out. Some might say, does this count as news? I think so. Why? Because spoiled, entitled pop stars should not be […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Miley Cyrus

Bachelor Picks Emily Maynard

Posted by Rebecca on March 15th, 2011

now she can finally change her name from something that sounds like a European mayonnaise derivative to the most country bumpkinest name ever.  Oh yeah, here’s a picture of our famed winner, presumably at a dentists office. And I do mean WINNER. VICTOR.  She won.  As far as romance…well, not so much. Emily Maynard, who […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Celebrity Wedding, Television

James Franco is a Dick

Posted by Rebecca on February 28th, 2011

After bombing BIG TIME hosting the Oscars with America’s favorite bowl of oatmeal, Anne Hathaway,  James Franco was a no-show to his own Oscar party. Yeah, you heard me.  The party was held at L.A.’s supper club, and though some celebs from the show 90210 were there, and other REAL stars, like Kevin Spacey,  Franco […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, James Franco

Charlie Sheen’s Publicist Quits

Posted by Rebecca on February 28th, 2011

Shocker. Stan Rosenfeld, Sheen’s long time publicist is finally giving up on the husk of a man that is Charlie Sheen.  According to TMZ, Rosenfeld said that he: “worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist […]

Tags:Celebrity Heroes, Celebrity Hook-ups, Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity sex tapes, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen

SHOCKER: Denise Richards Wants to Be a Real Housewife

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

I think everything I know and love has come crumbling down, into a web of lies.  Psych! I mean, it’s business as usual here at GTS, because Denise Richards wants attention. When asked if she’d want to be on the show,  Richards vehemently said, “Heck yeah I would!  It’s one of my favorite shows.” With […]

Tags:Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Denise Richards, Reality TV

Ashlee Simpson: Untrustable.

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

And we didn’t see this coming?  I mean, she lied about a nosejob.  You know, on her FACE. Simpson, apparently, liked to hang out at all hours of the night, with a crew of pro skateboarders?  in San Clemente, California?  Are you kidding me? She’s a MOM, she’s not a 12 year old hot topic […]

Tags:Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Pete Wentz

“Hold It Against Me” Video So Good It Needs To Be Explained

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

Britney Spears’ puzzling,  disgustingly consumer-oriented video so brilliant, it needs to be explained by Brit’s manager, Larry Rudolph. The video’s promo is Britney,  among Sony televisions, brand name perfumes, plenty of fish placements and COMETS,  fighting a double of herself.  Yeah, I know, pretty groundbreaking/ridiculous as all hell. Larry Rudolph explains, “There are really two […]

Tags:Britney Spears, Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Stupidity, MTV, Music Video

10 Kim Kardashian Fashion Faux Pas

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

Yeah,  you know, the cool-as-a cucumber Kim Kardashian, who always seems to be wearing a ton of makeup and some sort of black business-casual ensemble (or an off the shoulder dress, your call), well sometimes she looks freaking AWKWARD.  Especially in those Paris Hilton early years, am  I right? Here’s a salute to Kim Kardashian […]

Tags:Celebrity Bling, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Kim Kardashian

Christina Aguilera Messes Up The National Anthem

Posted by Katie F. on February 7th, 2011

Christina Aguilera’s performance Sunday night was attention grabbing, but for the wrong reason. She kicked off the Super Bowl by singing the National Anthem. However, she left out an entire line. At the point when she was supposed to sing, “O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming,” she instead sang a line similar […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Christina Aguilera, Television

Jessica Simpson Fat; Still Has That Workout Video

Posted by Rebecca on January 27th, 2011

That may soon see the light of DAY! HALLELUJAH! So, an exercise video Jessica Simpson filmed SIX YEARS AGO might actually surface, according to Radar online. Simpson made the tape for Speedfit but did not approve of its oh so sexy release, leading to a long-ass court battle with the company.  Now a new owner […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity sex tapes, Celebrity Stupidity, Jessica Simpson

Kelly Osbourne’s Ex Cheated on Her With a Tranny.

Posted by Rebecca on January 17th, 2011

BREAKING NEWS, People. According to the Mirror, Kelly Osbourne was LIVID at fiancé Luke Worrall when she found out he was ­having a secret affair…but what she didn’t know were these messed up, crucial other little details of their tryst. 1.  the girl in the affair looked just like Kelly Osbourne 2. Said girl was […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Kelly Osbourne

Heidi Montag Can’t Dance with the Stars.

Posted by Rebecca on January 17th, 2011

Whatever will she DO???!  Maybe she can consult one of her husband’s healing crystals. Apparently, Heidi wanted so badly to do Dancing with the Stars, but she was forced to turn it down due to contractual agreements she made when she sign up for The Hills.  Back in 2008, her agent pitched the show’s hosting […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Dancing With The Stars, Heidi Montag, The Hills

Paris Hilton: I Promise to Deliver REAL Me on New Reality Show

Posted by Rebecca on January 14th, 2011

Ohhh! Yooo! Paris done gone and dun it again!  She’s reinventing what it means to be mediocre! Paris is getting a NEW television show,  called The World According to Paris. What? But I’m not sick of seeing that BFF show above my public access television schedule channel (channel 2 anyone? No? Anyone? Bueller?). Anyhoo, it’s […]

Tags:Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Paris Hilton

Raven-Symone…Thinner, Still an Egomaniac.

Posted by Rebecca on January 6th, 2011

You’re so Raven, Raven. I think we can all agree that Raven-Symone is gross and despicable at any weight…but it looks like she’s lost some of her BMI to show the world that she can conform to the Hollywood standard, and still be a dick about it. At the People’s Choice Awards, RS said, “I […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Weight Gossip

Russell Brand is an Awesome Husband.

Posted by Rebecca on December 31st, 2010

For me, not for Katy. Why? Guess who this is? Yep, that’s Katy Perry, courtesy of our good friends at Twitter. Brand tweeted this wonderful pick of Perry for the world to see, and for ME to openly ridicule!  I guess she does use a lot of makeup to go with those latex dresses, because […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Katy Perry, Russell Brand

Amber Portwood Makes WHAT?

Posted by Rebecca on December 30th, 2010

I can’t even type right now. I think I just had a minor, Portwood-fuelled stroke. Jesus christ. Okay, let me backtrack.  You see,  after Amber was booked on two felony accounts of EX-BOYFRIEND BEATING (yeah, it’s a real charge, people. I’m a lawyer and also a beater upper of people, so I should know),  she […]

Tags:Amber Portwood, Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, MTV, Teen Mom, Television

Brett Favre’s Penis: Fined But Not Forgotten.

Posted by Rebecca on December 29th, 2010

Though many of those other, inferior news sources suggested Brett Farve, the Packer traitor, Minnesota Viking Quarterback and all around Penis-shower wouldn’t be punished for those all too classy dick shots, guess what? He will be fined! FINED, I SAY! Foxsports.com reports that Favre will be fined about 50,000 bucks and one nutsack by the […]

Tags:Brett Farve, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity sex tapes, Celebrity Stupidity