Celebrity Photos

Beyonce is JUST. TOO. SEXY.

Posted by Rebecca on November 17th, 2010

In Europe? What? Does not computer.  Oh wait, here’s more. Mail Online says: “A perfume commercial featuring Beyoncé has been banned from daytime TV amid concerns over its sexual imagery. The commercial, which begins with an image of the singer lying naked in a room, has been deemed ‘too sexually provocative’ to be seen by […]


Tags:Beyonce, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Talent

More Uncomfortable Glee Photos

Posted by Rebecca on November 17th, 2010

Remember those gross photos of Lea Michelle and that blond cheerleader? Yeah, me neither. Well, there’s more! Now I know I’m sorta supposed to think this is hot, because I’m a hetero woman and all, but all I can think is “oh god date rapist on the beach,” coupled with pangs of nausea. 


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A Little Ass-Grabbing in Budapest.

Posted by Rebecca on November 9th, 2010

you heard me.  Angelina Jolie gets her ass grabbed by Brad Pitt while they’re filming some stuff.  Yeah, this is news.  Know what else? Brad Pitt looked like an old man. Angelina Jolie looked like a hot woman. That’s the news that fit to print!  I wish I had a better picture, but you can […]


Tags:Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Photos

Kanye Does Something Nice (and hell freezes over)

Posted by Rebecca on November 9th, 2010

Alert the media! Oh yeah, here I am. Kanye West did something not so douchey (but still presumptuous) when he regailed a Delta flight from Minneapolis to LAX with two songs over the loudspeaker, “The Good Life,” and “Golddigger.”  Man, if my grandmother was on that flight she would NOT have been happy with all […]


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10 Vegan Actors

Posted by Rebecca on November 4th, 2010

I’ll be the first to admit I can’t live without a good hamburger, so these celebrities (or, culinary oddities) are of particular interest to me.  Here’s a list of assorted actors who you may know are vegan (we’ve seen Alicia Silverstone spout her anti-meat jabber) and some you may not have known!  Enjoy, but without […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Talent, Celebrity Weight Gossip, Jared Leto, Lists, Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman, Tobey Maguire, Top Chef

Are We Sure Mariah Carey is Pregnant?

Posted by Rebecca on October 29th, 2010

Because, well, you know.  She seems pretty fat. Here’s her singing. Probably, like about sandwiches or something. Here’s her thinking, “Thank God for those Spanks!” And here’s her looking, like, big on a swing. Anyhow, here’s my point. Mariah Carey is ridiculous.  She’s also very large.  So…maybe her “baby” is just that extra ham hock […]


Tags:Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Weight Gossip, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

Hold up- Kendra Wilkinson turned down PLAYBOY?

Posted by Rebecca on October 29th, 2010

…are we in the Twilight Zone? According to the Superficial,  Kendra turned down a playboy shoot after husband Frank Baskett decided he didn’t like money. And apparently, he also doesn’t like talent or ambition- see who he married? Anyhow, he set his wifey down and had a little talk with her.  Four and a half […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Talent, Kendra Wilkinson

Kelly Osbourne is looking slimmer…and golder than ever.

Posted by Rebecca on October 28th, 2010

Kelly Osbourne is 26. Most girls go out to a bar to celebrate their 26th? Kelly painted herself gold a la the legendary James Bond movie,  Goldfinger. “Fans of the 1964 007 movie will remember Eaton’s character Jill Masterton ended up dead on a red sofa after suffocating after she is covered in gold paint […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Weight Gossip, Kelly Osbourne

Oh SNAP! Jake and Taylor go Apple Picking?

Posted by Rebecca on October 27th, 2010

Literally. What are we, 8? Apple picking gear? US News reports that this new, gross romance has taken it to the…orchard.  They were spotted at the romantically titled Fishkill Farms in Hopewell Junction, New York. Said a peeping creepazoid, “They were walking through the trees, having fun together,” says a local. “They looked happy.” Oh […]


Tags:Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photos, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift

See? Chris Brown is a Saint.

Posted by Rebecca on October 25th, 2010

Saint of Saints Chris Brown went to Washington D.C. over the weekend to participate in the  Eunice Kennedy Shriver Challenge, which is an event to raise money for domestic abusers…ahem, I’m sorry. I mean the Special Olympics. According to The Superficial, not only did Mr. Brown play basketball after the “Youth Fun Run,” he sang […]


Tags:Celebrity Heroes, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Chris Brown

Beautiful Athletes Get Engaged

Posted by Rebecca on October 22nd, 2010

Los Angeles Laker (and fresh off his concussion) Sasha Vujacic and tennis fantasy Maria Sharapova got engaged! here’s how I think it went down:  a ring inside a basketball?  Sasha getting down on one knee to tie his shoe? Spray axe body spray? Cripes, I don’t know what these athletes do.  Compare body fat, and […]


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10 Fugly Looks Brought to You By Christina Aguilera

Posted by Rebecca on October 21st, 2010

She’s divorced, she’s gay, she’s…got bad fashion sense!  As if marring that garden Gnome Jordon Bratman wasn’t funny enough, it seems as though Ms. XXXtina is inventing herself again…like she always does, like 5 minutes after the fact. Remember Dirty, and how it was like a Britney Spears knockoff? And her wannabe Lady Gaga phase […]


Tags:Celebrity Bling, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Christina Aguilera, Lists

Rod Stewart’s Son a Stand-Up Fella.

Posted by Rebecca on October 20th, 2010

You know,  30 year old Sean Stewart? Of Celebrity Rehab fame? Well, he was arrested yesterday in the San Fernando Valley after being pulled over for a traffic violation, TMZ reports.  Soon after, police discovered he had an outstanding warrant for driving on a suspended license. Anyone have 40,000 bail?


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandal

10 Actresses Who Have Posed Nude

Posted by Rebecca on October 19th, 2010

Okay,  many actresses wear stupid stuff out, or do weird photo shoots, but a good actress worth her weight in gold has done a nude shoot. Am I right (laughs creepily)?  I am.  Here’s a tip of my perverse hat to ten actresses who have worn their birthday suit out in front of a bunch […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Charlize Theron, Demi Moore, Denise Richards, Fergie, Jennifer Aniston, Lists

GTS EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Given Obvious Advice

Posted by Rebecca on October 18th, 2010

RadarOnline is exclusively reporting that Lindsay Lohan was given top secret mystery genius advice from an incognito source that is super duper smart. Scooby Doo?  Inspector Gadget? Don’t keep this secret from the world!!! According to RadarOnline, “Dina needs to no longer act as her manager, or work for her daughter in any capacity,” a […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Lohan

Michael Lohan: Mastermind.

Posted by Rebecca on October 15th, 2010

Michael Lohan: genius, great father, modern saint. His people say he’s going to intentionally fall off the soberbus and check himself into the Betty Bord Clinic to be near his dear, dear daughter, Lindsay Lohan.  He went on to say that HE WOULD STAGE HIS OWN ARREST IF NECCESSARY TO GET HIS DAUGHTER’S ATTENTION. What […]


Tags:Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Stupidity, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family

FINALLY. ZACH GALIFIANAKIS in a SWIMSUIT.

Posted by Rebecca on October 15th, 2010

Missing something in your life? I’ll bet.  Well, Vanity Fair has it, in the sexy swimwear photo shoot showcasing the sweet jugs and gams of Zach Galifianakis.  Yes,  you’re welcome. Though this picture is decidedly not Zach in a swimming suit, it is just about as sexy. Seriously, check this out if your thing is […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Stupidity, Zach Galifianakis

10 Celebrities So Awkward They’re Cute

Posted by Rebecca on October 14th, 2010

Not everyone can be the gorgeous ingenue, right?  And I love that about hollyweird. Still, some celebrities seem so off, awkward and strange in their own skin I can only applaud them for being stars in the first place. Here are ten celebrities that are so darn awkward, they’re sorta cute. 1. Christina Ricci She’s […]


Tags:Celebrity Heroes, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Talent, Lists, Susan Boyle

Jasmine Waltz Doesn’t Like Publicity

Posted by Rebecca on October 13th, 2010

…and goes straight to the media to let everyone know. Waltz, with some other dude. Apparently, Jazzy is a little pissed at David Arquette, who said on the Howard Stern show that they had sex once or twice.  She  claims they had sex multiple times in a month or so.  Wow…sounds….hot and heavy?  Jasmine was […]


Tags:Celebrity Cheaters, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, David Arquette

10 Ass-Fits by Kim Kardashian

Posted by Rebecca on October 12th, 2010

To make a top ten list about outfits that accentuate Kim Kardashian’s ass is hard…because most of her outfits make her ass look like a small buick.  Still, only some outfits can qualify- TRULY QUALIFY- as “ass-fits,” or outfits all about her booty. I mean, screw her face. These outfits are not about face, material, […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Kim Kardashian, Lists

10 Celebrities Who Wanted to Wait Till Marriage

Posted by Rebecca on October 7th, 2010

…to have sex.  To have sex.  Now the cat’s out of the bag, and so (in many cases) is the virginity. It’s hard to wait! I mean, come on, Christians. We know you love god.  But you don’t have to wait to get busy, or lie about it! Sheesh. 1. Hilary Duff Hilary Duff said […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Wedding, Gary Coleman, Jessica Simpson, Jordin Sparks, Lists, Miley Cyrus

Christina Hendricks Smokes.

Posted by Rebecca on October 6th, 2010

…along with lots of other people, I’m sure. Still, because we are all secret famewhores, this is news. Hendricks, with a different accessory. According to one of my favorite websites (besides this one! Besides this one!), The Superficial, Chrissy likes some nicotine in her ample body. I mean god, is that any way to be […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandal, Christina Hendricks, Mad Men, Television

Rachel McAdams + Michael Sheen = Hot Babies

Posted by Rebecca on October 6th, 2010

Yep, they’re official. I done did it! D Listed said, “I figured that the two simply went back to his hotel room where they giggled in bed for a while (they are definitely sex gigglers).” Nope. They do more than that. They go on dates n’shiz.  And probably like, send cute texts. According to the […]


Tags:Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photos, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling

Rachel Bilson front row at Paris Fashion Week

Posted by Christine on October 1st, 2010

Rachel Bilson spotted front row at the Christian Dior spring/summer 2011 ready to wear show at Paris Fashion Week today wearing what I’m hoping is Christian Dior.  I like this look on Rachel, very ladylike, very comfortable, very pretty, all the way from her triple strapped mary jane esque heels up to her loose chignon.  What […]


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