Celebrity Photos

10 Fashion Don’ts by American Idol Contestants

Posted by Rebecca on April 7th, 2011

Listen, I don’t watch American Idol, but these fashion miscreants certainly make me want to start!  It’s the old addage: when normal people get thrust into the limelight…they get…crazy. Well, I don’t know who says that. I made it up.  Still, I love watching people try to dress themselves, use their Best Blow Dryer, and […]

Tags:Adam Lambert, American Band, American Idol, Celebrity Photos, Jordin Sparks

5 CrayCray Looks by Nicki Minaj

Posted by Rebecca on April 6th, 2011

Listen, Nicki.  I know your lyrics are ill. I know your rhymes are sick. I know your beats are fast. But does your wardrobe always have to resemble something out of a Tim Burton movie?  I mean, are those weird sparkly appendages and wigs really even comfortable? I feel like I’ll catch some carcinogen if […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Talent

10 Fugly Looks by Miley Cyrus

Posted by Rebecca on March 17th, 2011

Well well well, Ms. Cyrus.  Looks like you’ve had a lot more fashion crimes than meet the eye.  I mean, I know you’re young and all, but aren’t you rich enough to get a little Hot Topic Stylist, or 12? When I was a young teenager, I had no excuse. Come, let’s explore your fashion […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, Lawbreaker

Posted by Rebecca on March 15th, 2011

Chateau Marmont,  sorry about Miley Cyrus, who at 17 drunkenly wandered your halls in a liquor-induced fervor last Saturday.   yep, that means she’s breaking the law.  Two hours after, her handlers shuffled her out. Some might say, does this count as news? I think so. Why? Because spoiled, entitled pop stars should not be […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Miley Cyrus

Britney Spears Femme Fatale Promo Pictures

Posted by katie h. on March 13th, 2011

Here are some of Britney Spears‘ recently released promo pictures for her upcoming album, Femme Fatale. I guess she looks pretty, but she is coving up a lot of her face in theses.  I think it’s kinda weird that they went with such a soft and angelic look, seeing as the title is Femme Fatale. […]

Tags:Britney Spears, Celebrity Photos

James Franco is Hot, Don’t Care If He Sucks

Posted by katie h. on March 3rd, 2011

All this talk about James Franco being an asshole, ruining the Oscars, doesn’t matter to me.  A, because I did not watch the Oscars, and B, he’s too good looking for me to care. Here is a recent shot he did with popular photographer to the stars, Terry Richardson (pictured above). Oh hi. So dreamy. […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, James Franco

Beyoncé Criticized For Makeup In Magazine Photo Shoot

Posted by Katie F. on February 23rd, 2011

Photos from a shoot Beyoncé recently starred in are stirring up some controversy. Released on the internet today, the pictures from the magazine L’Officiel Paris feature Beyoncé wearing dark face makeup. The shoot was inspired by African Queens and was meant to serve as a tribute to Nigerian political singer Fela Kuti. Many are accusing the […]

Tags:Beyonce, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandals

10 Kim Kardashian Fashion Faux Pas

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

Yeah,  you know, the cool-as-a cucumber Kim Kardashian, who always seems to be wearing a ton of makeup and some sort of black business-casual ensemble (or an off the shoulder dress, your call), well sometimes she looks freaking AWKWARD.  Especially in those Paris Hilton early years, am  I right? Here’s a salute to Kim Kardashian […]

Tags:Celebrity Bling, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Kim Kardashian

Lindsay Lohan By Adam Secore

Posted by katie h. on February 3rd, 2011

I’m gonna skip on by the rumors that Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry from a jewelry store, and just share a photo shoot she did with photographer Adam Secore instead. Honestly, I think she is a ridiculous person, but she photographs soo so well, it’s unfair. These pictures (plus a few more) are part of […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Lindsay Lohan

X-Tina’s Image

Posted by Emily on February 3rd, 2011

US singer Christina Aguilera arrives for the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘Burlesque’at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles, CA, United States,15 November 2010. Photo: Hubert Boesl Does anybody else notice that Christina Aguilera has been backtracking in her look. Don’t get me wrong, she rocked her Golden Globes dress, but recent pictures have unveiled that […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Christina Aguilera

Rihanna with the Best Hair Humanly Possible

Posted by katie h. on January 21st, 2011

I have absolutely no idea what Rihanna is thinking most of the time, but come on.  Is she serious with this hair doo.? Bright red AND a fro.  You’re making it hard for me to like you. Remember when she used to look like this??  RIP young, sweet, hot, non-crazy Rihanna.  I miss you.

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Rihanna

Martha Stewart vs. Dog Headbutt

Posted by Rebecca on January 14th, 2011

…dog headbutt wins. Oh man, even the dogs can turn on poor Martha Stewart.  She blogs that she was just about to leave for her 9 am call for The Martha Show, when she “whispered” something (what, god MARTHA STEWART WHAT DEVIL TONGUE DID YOU WHISPER??) to her dog Franscesca. “I must have startled her, […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Martha Stewart

Christina Hendricks looks…Different.

Posted by Rebecca on January 14th, 2011

Right?  I don’t know if it’s the clowns, the wigs, or the super muscled tan dude, but Christina Hendricks looks…far less boobulous.  Maybe it’s because she’s not packed into tweed?  I’m not sure. My body and groin are confused. SO CONFUSED! The photo is from a feature about summer shooters (the booze or the gunmen, […]

Tags:Celeb Magazine Shoots, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Talent, Christina Hendricks

Blake Lively and Florence Welch are Best Friends?

Posted by katie h. on January 2nd, 2011

I don’t know how Blake Lively and singer of the british band Florence and the Machine, Florence Welch met.  But they have been seen out together quite a few times looking like new best friends! ` I don’t hate it! I hope it’s real and not just a publicity stunt, smiles look a little over […]

Tags:Blake Lively, Celebrity Photos

Jenny McCarthy Has a New Dude.

Posted by Rebecca on December 31st, 2010

Looks like Christmas came early (like suuuper early) for 38 year old Jenny McCarthy.  According to People Magazine,  she’s been casually dating 43 year old entertainment-sports attorney Paul Krepelka. McCarthy has just split from boyfriend Jason Toohey earlier this month, and before that ended her five-year relationship with Jim Carrey.  McCarthy, according to the article, […]

Tags:Celebrity Hook-ups, Celebrity Photos, Jenny McCarthy

Lisa Rinna Without Makeup

Posted by Rebecca on December 31st, 2010

In other non-makeup, Golam-faced news… Lisa Rinna proudly takes a photographic likeness of herself without makeup. Apparently, she posted a pic of herself without makeup, and someone responded by saying the obvious, that she looked “horrible”* without makeup on. *horrible being the weakest adjective used to describe Rinna in a makeup-less state She re-tweeted the […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Lisa Rinna

Russell Brand is an Awesome Husband.

Posted by Rebecca on December 31st, 2010

For me, not for Katy. Why? Guess who this is? Yep, that’s Katy Perry, courtesy of our good friends at Twitter. Brand tweeted this wonderful pick of Perry for the world to see, and for ME to openly ridicule!  I guess she does use a lot of makeup to go with those latex dresses, because […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Katy Perry, Russell Brand

10 Celebrities Who Are Mad for Plaid!

Posted by Rebecca on December 31st, 2010

Plaid has been awesome since, like, the dark ages.  In our new-fangled, Iphone-addled modern times, it’s important to preserve plaid and the aura of awesomeness that it maintains.  Do these celebs give plaid the justice it deserves? You be the judge. Also, I’ll be the judge.  Hey yo! 1. Benji Madden Don’t get me wrong, […]

Tags:Ashlee Simpson, Benji Madden, Celebrity Bling, Celebrity Photos, Emma Roberts, Glee, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Kirsten Dunst, Leighton Meester, Lists

The Walking Dead…too good for a writing staff?

Posted by Rebecca on December 1st, 2010

Writer/executive producer/director/dickhead Frank Darabont of the hit AMC series The Walking Dead has let go of all of his writers for the second season. Zombie say whaaa? That’s pretty unheard of on new shows, though network television series are known to go through some drastic transformations after the first season. Still…to let go of all […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandal, Television, Uncategorized

Sexy Coffee Dates for Jake and Taylor?

Posted by Rebecca on December 1st, 2010

These two have been doing a southern java tour, it seems, hitting up coffee houses like Frothy Monkey, Crema and Fido, which are I guess like, trendy-named coffee houses in Tennessee. They also went to Gorilla Coffee in Brooklyn, NY around Thanksgiving. According to People,  Gyllenhaal likes maple syrup with his coffee (pregnant much?) and […]

Tags:Celebrity Hook-ups, Celebrity Photos, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift, Uncategorized

Kardashian Kard Mirrors Kardashian Sisters’ Career: Cheap and Perfunctory.

Posted by Rebecca on November 29th, 2010

The Kardhasian Family has officially given their Kardashian Kard (multiple K’s are so endearing!) the old heave-ho, based on the card’s reputation for being shady as hell. Surprised?  I’m not. Gross, no thank you. According to TMZ, “The A.G. was concerned over several fees associated with the Kard — which reportedly costs $9.95 to own […]

Tags:Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Stupidity, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian

Heidi Montag is the Dumbest Person on Earth.

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

Congrats, Ms. Montag.  You’re in danger of things like bleeding too much and choking on things that you don’t chew well enough. Why? Because you’re a big freaking idiot.

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Taylor Swift Must Be Pissed!

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

…to see her beau Jake naked on the cover of Entertainment Weekly with Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is like, a total adult in comparison to Swift, a grandmother almost.  Right?  Oh come on, Taylor, write a song about it, or something.

Tags:Anne Hathaway, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Photos, Jake Gyllenhaal, Movie News, Taylor Swift

Cher Gripes About Fame.

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

…In her ridiculously proportioned master bedroom of her 14,000-square-foot, $41 million Italian inspired villa in Malibu. Shes moaning on her king-size bed on a giganto stone platform, beneath a painting of the Virgin Mary and the baby Jesus. She looks disappointingly out of the room’s 12-foot arched windows that overlook gardens and her staff, plus […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Talent, Cher