Ashley Greene Quits Acting To Work In A Bordello

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

MADRID, SPAIN - JUNE 28: Actress Ashley Green attends 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' premiere at Kinepolis Cinema on June 28, 2010 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

I assume, based on this dress. It’s a bit…Madame-y, don’t you think? Or like she’s about to sashay over to some rough-and-tumble cowboy in a saloon and show him where she keeps her flask. Plus, wearing it to the Twilight: Eclipse premiere seems a bit thematically on-the-nose considering how much it resembles a Hot Topic prom dress. I love the silhouette, but the fabric is just…geh. The rest of the styling is really disjointed, as well, which is disappointing since I think people are starting to realize how pretty Ashley Greene really is. The shoes and bag are fine individually but all wrong with that dress, in terms of both color and style. The only thing that’s really working for me here is the braid; I like that it’s “dressy-messy,” i.e. somewhat refined without being fussy, and it frames her face really well. If only people would just take pictures of her from the neck up…

Here’s a better look at the shoes and clutch:

Category: Moxie, Red Carpet, Twilight: Eclipse