Are We Sure Mariah Carey is Pregnant?

Posted by Rebecca on October 29th, 2010

Because, well, you know.  She seems pretty fat.

Singer Mariah Carey entertains shareholders at the Wal-Mart Stores Inc's annual general meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas June 4, 2010. REUTERS/Sarah Conard (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS)

Here’s her singing. Probably, like about sandwiches or something.

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Mariah Carey arrives at the 25th Film Independent's Spirit Awards held at Nokia Event Deck at L.A. Live on March 5, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Here’s her thinking, “Thank God for those Spanks!”

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - FEBRUARY 23: Singer Mariah Carey performs at the Gibson Amphitheatre on February 23, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

And here’s her looking, like, big on a swing.

Anyhow, here’s my point. Mariah Carey is ridiculous.  She’s also very large.  So…maybe her “baby” is just that extra ham hock she scarfed at 3 am last night? Just saying, before it becomes actual news.  I’M BREAKING THIS SHITE FIRST!




Category: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Weight Gossip, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon