Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Are Married

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

SAN DIEGO - JULY 23: Actor Stephen Moyer (L) and actress Anna Paquin attend the 'True Blood' signing at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

Well, well, this seems to be a summer of secret weddings, doesn’t it? Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer of True Blood (and Rolling Stone’s half-assed cover celebrating it) were married in a small ceremony in Malibu these weekend.

Paquin and Moyer met on the set of their show and were engaged in August of last year. The wedding took place on the beach in front of celebrity friends such as Elijah Wood, Michael Emerson, and the couple’s co-star Carrie Preston. The vows went something like:

: “I promise to love your awful hair, to cherish the stupid faces you’re always making, and to pretend to be fond of your two little brats from other relationships.”

Stephen: “I promise to love your terrible accent, to cherish your janky teeth, and to pretend that everytime we have sex I’m not wishing you would indulge your bisexuality in a threesome.”

Together: “May these vows last until we move on to different shows and no more publicity can be wrung from this union.”

Who says true love is dead?

Category: Anna Paquin, Celebrity Wedding, Moxie, True Blood