Amy Winehouse Made Some Poor Life Decisions

Posted by Moxie on July 5th, 2010

35628, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Tuesday November 10, 2009. A bleary eyed Amy Winehouse needs some help leaving the Hawley Arms. With her pink bra exposed and some new freckles on her nose, Amy went to a house party with some friends including Luke Worrall (Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend). Photograph: Ringo, PacificCoastNews.com

So it turns out that it might be bad idea to get a guy’s name tattooed on your boob just because he’s the one who brings you your morning hot spoon and syringe. My monocle just popped off.

…Just like Amy Winehouse’s implant might if she subjects it to laser tattoo removal! The former singer/forever crackhead got inked with the name of her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, when their love was at its highest (har). Now that they’re divorced, Wineho wants to remove the tat, but the heat of the laser might melt her silicone funbag, although it is several doctors’ professional opinion that a gooey tit would still be more pleasant to look at than her toothless rictus of terror.

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone self-destruct as fast as Amy Winehouse did. Her reputation as a hot mess was well-established by the time Back to Black came out and she hasn’t done anything of note in the past four years, except devolve into a Skeksis:




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