12 Shortest Celebrities

Posted by Rebecca on September 7th, 2010

Welcome to munchkinland, people.  These celebrities have certainly done a lot with their careers,  but they’re pretty much pint sized! No celebrity on this is taller than 5’4!  Let’s salute these shorties and the taylors that hem their pantlines.

1. Verne Troyer

Saint PAUL, MN - JULY 25: Verne Troyer attends the 2010 Starkey Hearing Foundation 10th Annual 'So the World May Hear' Gala at Saint Paul RiverCentre on July 25, 2010 in Saint Paul, Minnesota.  (Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images for Starkey Hearing Foundation)

Verne Troyer is our shortest on the list, at a whopping 4’0.

2. Elisha Cuthbert

Actress Elisha Cuthbert attends a taping of 'The Late Show With David Letterman' held at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, USA on April 16, 2009. Photo by Gregorio Binuya/ABACAUSA.COM (Pictured : Elisha Cuthbert) Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Elisha Cuthbert is a little spitfire at 5’2.  And she’s got the pixie haircut to match. Cute!

3.  Michael J. Fox

Actor Michael J. Fox seemed happy to see fan outside the Good Morning America studios in New York City, New York on April 14, 2010. Michael will be on the show this morning talking about his new book titled, Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist . Fame Pictures, Inc

At 5’4,  Michael J. Fox is a short guy with a big career, spanning most of his life.

4. Martin Scorsese

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Director Martin Scorsese attends a photocall at the Antibes during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)

This famed director is 5’3…which you’d never know, because of his big career.


5. Selma Hayek

44193, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday August 30 2010. Grown Ups actress Salma Hayek flaunts her killer curves during a visit to Madeo restaurant for dinner. Photograph:   Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

At 5’2, this latina spitfire is still melting hearts.  And look at that rack!  Totally nonproportional to her size, which I’m sure some dudes appreciate.

6. Seth Green

27 August 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Seth Green. 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards Nominee Reception held at the Pacific Design Center. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

At 5’4, this ginger is pretty short on height but not on comedy.

7.  Lil Kim

42484, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Sunday July 11 2010. Lil' Kim heads to Millions of Milkshakes to create her signature shake to mark her 34th birthday. The diminutive rapper mixed bananas, raspberries and Nutella into her shake. Photograph:  Koi Sojer, PacificCoastNews.com

Seriously, at 4’11 she’s a midget. A MIDGET, people.

8. Eva Longoria

Photo by: DP/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  9/5/10 Eva Longoria at the launch of her new perfume line. (London, England)  Photo via Newscom

She’s 5’2 and married to a basketball player.  So, there is some hope that their kids won’t be in the lollipop guild.

9.  Mary-Kate Olsen

Jun. 07, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - MARY-KATE OLSEN attends the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards held at the Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

5’1, people.  Her sister is 5’4.  How is THAT fair?

10.  Sarah Jessica Parker

Jun. 07, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress SARAH JESSICA PARKER attends the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards held at the Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

This Sex and the City Star is 5’3, and towers over most of the women on this list.  Her bouffant probably helps.

11. Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie cracks a sweet smile for photographers as she arrives once again for her seemingly endless traffic school classes in Van Nuys Ca on June 30, 2010. For today's class Nicole loads up the layers, dressing in unseasonably warm attire, most likely to endure the drab cold concrete building of the DMV! Fame Pictures, Inc

She’s 5’1, son.  But with those Madden genes, I don’t think her kids have a prayer of being a normal height.

12. Shakira

Singer Shakira poses for a very pink photoshoot at the Ibiza countryside on July 22, 2010. Restriction applies: USA ONLY  Fame Pictures, Inc

I think it’s a crime to have abs on a body that tiny 5’2 body.

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