10 Worst Celebrity Parents

Posted by Rebecca on September 23rd, 2010

My parents are awesome. Are yours? Not if you’re the children of these celebrities. Not only are most of these celebrities terrible people, but they’re brought little lives into the world and inflicted their terrible-ness on them, too. Gross. Here’s a salute to bad parenting, GTS style.

1. Courtney Love

CULVER CITY, CA - MARCH 23:  Singer Courtney Love (R) and daughter Francis Bean in the front row at the Collection Bebe Fall 2006 show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios on March 23, 2006 in Culver City, California.  (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images for Bebe)

You know she killed Kurt Cobain, so she probably fucked up Francis Bean pretty hardcore.  Not only did Courtney do drugs in front of her kid, but recently she posted shitty twitters about her seventeen year old, was allegedly neglecting Francis and stealing from her. What a model mom.

2. Dina Lohan

Ali Lohan and Dina Lohan visit Lindsay Lohan in LA County Jail on July 29, 2010 in Los Angeles (Photo by MIA PICTURES / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

Dina Lohan might as well be Lindsay, a few million martinis and hair dyejobs later. For reals, this mom does not seem to know how to protect her kids, only to exploit them. Like this picture, where Dina and Ali Lohan are on their way to visit Lindsay in jail.  It’s a typical family event for this effed up household.

3. Britney Spears

Britney Spears looks fresh and fabulous as she takes son Jayden James Federline to see the Shrek the Musical on Broadway in New York City on August 27, 2009. Fame Pictures, Inc

Oh Brit Brit. You’re a fucking MOM.  I mean, she’s so bad the custody of her children went to the Pillsbury Dough Boy (aka Kevin Federline).  I guess there are only so many times you can drive your kid around on your lap or let him slip out of the odd high chair or second story window.

4. Joe Simpson

WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, WV - JULY 02: Jessica Simpson and Joe Simpson attend the grand opening of the Casino Club at The Greenbrier on July 2, 2010 in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

Joe Simpson is like the high end creepy neighbor who is WAYYY to proud of his daughter’s tits and ass.  Oh wait, he’s not like that, he is that.  I mean, it’s important to be proud of your kids for their talents. Jessica and Ashlee? I guess that’s all they’ve got going for them. So maybe I’m okay with this? Gross.

5. Joe Jackson

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 23: Joe Jackson arrives for the preliminary hearing for Dr. Conrad Murrary at the Los Angeles courthouse on August 23, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

In the beginning, Joe called Michael ugly, untalented and even allegedly beat him. After Michael’s death,  he tried to take money not allocated for him in Michael Jackson’s will. Classy.

6. Eddie Murphy

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 17: Comedian Eddie Murphy poses before the screening of 'Beverly Hills Cop' during AFI & Walt Disney Pictures' 'A Cinematic Celebration of Jerry Bruckheimer' held at the Mann Chinese 6 on May 17, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images for AFI)

Oh hey Scary Spice! No, that’s not my kid. I swear.  What? That’s my kid? DNA Tests? What? I have another Pluto Nash movie to do, so I’m going to be busy.  BUSY.  Too busy for fatherhood.  Peace.

7. John Gosselin

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 23:  Television personalities John and Kate Gosselin attend the Discovery Upfront Presentation NY - Talent Images at the Frederick P. Rose Hall on April 23, 2008 in New York City.(Photo by Thos Robinson/Getty Images for Discovery)

This guy loves to be a douchebag.  He loooves to neglect his kids in order to hang out with gross, pubescent bimbos. I’m not saying Kate Gosselin isn’t a harpy, I’m just saying this guy is a living, breathing, walking, talking piece of shit.

8.  Jaid Barrymore

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 17:  Actress Jaid Barrymore attends the premiere of 'Adrift in Manhattan' at Chelsea West Cinemas September 17, 2007 in New York City.  (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)

This mom loves to be in the spotlight. She took her own kid to hollywood clubs when she was 8, and that led to a good, drug-addled childhood for little Drew. And then? She posed for playboy right after young Drew Barrymore did.  Wow, like child like mother.

9. Shauna Sand
Shauna Sand lets the shutterbugs know how important they are to her after a meal with her children and new boy toy on December 3, 2009. Shauna brought out her tired children after the meal at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood, California and had them resting on a near by bench while she modeled for the cameras. The children were so exhausted they made them selves comfortable on the bench and took a catnap while mom played. Fame Pictures, Inc

All porn star career aside, this mom asked her own 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER if she wanted to be in playboy. Man,  what’s bad enough is that Shauna has like 8 children, all girls. Well, maybe not 8. But I venture all to most will have issues.

10. Michael Lohan

44690, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday September 9th, 2010. Michael Lohan stops by his daughter Lindsay's apartment building in West Hollywood, but she wasn't home... Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Let’s round this list out with another Lohan, shall we? This dipshit loves attaching both his ex and his daughters.  I think he has anger management issues, though he obviously has no soul, judging from his young girl fetish and public outrage.

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