10 Reality Stars Who Have Put Out Albums

Posted by Rebecca on November 12th, 2010

…and man, those albums are really good, right? A really good use of money, resources and overall manpower. Thank goodness people are doing things with their lives that matter, right? Anyhow, here are ten reality stars who decided that they’re talented in like, singing and stuff.

1. Heidi Montag

Photo by: AJM/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/30/10 Heidi Montag at a Halloween Party at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino. (Las Vegas, Nevada)  Photo via Newscom

Gawd, I can’t even look at her.  The only thing she’s spent more money on than her phony music career is her plastic body.  Now, I guess Speidi is broke, but I don’t feel badly.  Get a life, Heidi Montag!

2. Angelina

44322, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday September 2 2010. Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick and boyfriend Paul Imperiale visit the CW 11 studios in New York. The diminutive diva was replaced on the hugely-popular MTV show this season by Deena Cortese. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

This “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” is really a lot like Kim Kardashian, in that she’s an untalented waste of space.  Unlike Kim Kardashian,  however, Angelina is not exactly cute, and definitely doesn’t seem super comfortable in the limelight.  Good luck with that career, Angie.  Why not get that Associate’s Degree you’ve been eyeing?

3. Tila Tequila

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Is there anything that this famewhore won’t do? Answer: Nope!  Hey, Tila? Go back to a quiet life in the lollipop guild.

4. Paris Hilton

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Paris Hilton arrives for the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

The weird thing about Paris Hilton having an album is that she doesn’t even need the money, or the fame. Come on, you need another expensive hobby? Breed exotic cats or something. I dunno,  start mining your own diamonds. Get a bartending degree. Just please, oh please, don’t regale me with your music.

 

5. The Situation

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino arrives for the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Guido.  Cultural Icon. Music Legend.  Need a rap CD you’d rather use as a coaster. I suggest his.

 

6. Kim Kardashian

47307, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Wednesday November 10, 2010. Kim Kardashian at Perfumania's event to celebrate its collaboration with the reality star for the upcoming episode of 'The Apprentice' at Provocateur in NYC. The perfume retailer was featured in an upcoming episode for the Trump series where contestants had to compete on the show to develop an ad campaign for Kim's new perfume line. Photograph:  Demis Maryannakis, PacificCoastNews.com

Yep, even Kim Kardashian is releasing an album.  Why? Who freaking knows.  She says it’s going to sound a lot like Lady Gaga,  Britney Spears and J.Lo. Really? So, just like, C list pop, right?  Great. Can’t wait for this gem.

7. Susan Boyle

British singer Susan Boyle attends a signing of her autobiography The Woman I Was Born To Be at Waterstone's, Piccadilly in London on October 16, 2010.   UPI/Rune Hellestad Photo via Newscom

Holy shit, I love Susan Boyle.  Those pipes, that hair,  that smile. I want to make love to Susan Boyle in a tub of her albums.  SEE, WORLD?? I SAID IT! I SAID IT!

8. Fantasia Barrino

LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 28: Singer Fantasia Barrino arrives at the official release party for her new album, 'Back to Me' at the Rain Nightclub inside the Palms Casino Resort early August 28, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

I’m not saying she has a bad voice, she did, after all, win American idol.  In fact, I could put lots of people under the American Idol umbrella. But I feel like with all her ridiculousness, she should be demoted to reality star until she stops trying to get people’s attention for things that aren’t music.

9.  Kim Zolciak

Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is all smiles as she touches down at Newark Airport, New Jersey for a slight layover before her take off to New York City on Wednesday night August 20, 2009. Fame Pictures, Inc

Just to reiterate, this is the woman who wears a wig because she was sorta sure she had cancer.  Yup.  And her song,  “Tardy For the Party,” is a bastion of ridiculousness.  Sure, will it be a fun hit for the next two seconds? Yes.  A lasting piece of music for generations to come? Only if hell freezes over.

10. Countess Luann

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 12: TV personality from 'Real Housewives of NY' Countess Luann deLesseps attends the opening night of 'A Life in the Theatre' at The Schoenfeld Theatre on October 12, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

Gross.  Countess Luann should buy herself some class. You know, with her money.




Category: Heidi Montag, Jersey Shore, Kim Zolciak, Lists, Paris Hilton, Real Housewives of New York, Susan Boyle, The Situation, Tila Tequila