10 Lindsay Lohan Looks (and how I feel about them)

Posted by Rebecca on September 21st, 2010

I get it- Lindsay Lohan is like a rash that we’ve had for so long the its is…comforting.  Still,  can we all agree that she needs to be grounded indefinitely, confined to some sort of room where she can live out her mid twenties and hopefully emerge less ridiculous? Okay, agreed. Now here’s some of her signature looks that I will tear apart:

1. The Wannabe Joanie Mitchell

44984, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday September 15th, 2010. Lindsay Lohan and gal pal Eliat Anschel leave the All Saints boutique on Robertson Boulevard via the back door. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

I get it.  You’re soooo bohemian.  I bet all that faux folksly shit you’re wearing costs thousands of dollars.  The thing is,  nowadays you just look like all the rest of your generation- hipster trash.

2. Like, Totally Wall Street

44907, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday September 14, 2010. Lindsay Lohan makes her way to Santa Monica County Court court for a court mandated urine test accompanied by her assistant Eleonore. The two are seen leaving in a white Porsche. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

Because she’s done almost nothing for work recently, I love her “business attire.” Like, when I’m trying to look pseudo-professional I’ll slap on an 80’s coat and some high as shit shorts. IN BLACK, people- because it’s like fancier that way.

3.  Grungy

Lindsay Lohan still hasn't seemed to have grasped dressing appropriately for court as she makes her way to an appearance at the Santa Monica, CA courthouse on August 30, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

For one, I do believe that Lindsay purposefully didn’t shower to achieve this look. 2.  When was she born again?  Does she even remember Kurt Kobain? She looks like a thinner, chestier version of my 8th grade self.  Hey, I was just trying to belong!

4. Leathery

44417, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday September 3 2010. Lindsay Lohan leaves The Grove in LA after watching a movie with friends. She maybe took her friends to see Machete after tweeting MACHETE is in theaters today!!!! Go check it out! I'm so grateful to be a part of such a wonderful cast & experience! It's such a blessing! Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Which is what she will be soon…just give her five years or so.  I can’t tell if she’s trying to be hard or if she likes shiny things.  It’s a cute ensemble, minus the grimace.

5.  Faux Homeless

Actress Lindsay Lohan arrived at Opening Ceremony in West Hollywood, California on August 29, 2010 to do some shopping and from the looks of her ripped up shirt she is in need of some new threads. Lindsay was joined by gal pal Eliat Anschel who was also apart of Lohan's wild ride late last night after leaving Chateau Marmont in her new Maserati in the early hours of the morning. The Machete actress was followed by photographers last night down Sunset Blvd to the Pacific Palisades where she reached high speeds in her Maserati leading to the cops pulling her over but she dent receive a ticket from the officers instead the photographers did.  Fame Pictures, Inc

Everything in this outfit looks weird.  Maybe it’s the tight ass jeans, clog-like shoes, the stained shirt or the lame healing crystal…I could have sworn I saw some dude on Santa Monica and Vine wearing the exact same thing.  Oh yeah, nice braid.

6. Bag Lady

43990, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday August 26, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, having only regained her driving licence yesterday, jumps behind the wheel of her new Masarati to pick pals up in Hollywood. Lindsay left her house at 12.30am and drove to Venice to pick up her friend before heading straight back to her house. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

I see this look a lot, and it has just the right amount of “look at me..don’t look at me” and “aren’t I pretentious because I can afford this fancy bag to be placed over my head.” Put all these thoughts in an overpriced luxury vehicle, and you’ve got an unforgettable, obnoxious look.

7. Chesty Mcgraw

Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles in this June 6, 2010 file photo. Lohan was released from jail early August 2, 2010 after serving 13 days of a 90-day sentence and taken straight into a rehabilitation program, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok/Files  (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT CRIME LAW)

Every once in a while, Lindsanity likes to get dolled up, you know- really feel like a lady. When this happens, we usually get a real good look at those Lohan family Ta-Tas.  It’s cute- like an overgrown eight year old wearing her mother’s slutty cocktail dress…in public. That’s cute right? Right? (weeps).

8. Back Brace?

42746, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday July 20 2010. Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Beverly Hills Municipal Courthouse with Shawn Chapman Holley as she prepares to serve her 90-day jail sentence. The actress was earlier this month ordered to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions which formed part of her probation terms stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction. She will serve the sentence at the Lynwood Correctional Facility. Photograph:  David Tonnessen / Jordan Lockhart, PacificCoastNews.com

I have no clue about this look.  Is it from TJ Maxx or my local Chiropractor?

9.  Drunk Halfsies

42010, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Sunday June 27 2010. A tired-looking Lindsay Lohan out until the wee small hours as she attends the Electric Daisy Carnival in LA with friends, including British socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. Wearing a pair of knee-high boots to cover her SCRAM device and a strange chain thigh bracelet, Lohan happily posed for photographers outside the festival, but was rather more camera-shy when she left at around 02.30am on Sunday morning. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**

This is just Lindsay getting drunk and tangled up in her clothes.  PRICELESS.

10.  The Mugshot

16628, SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday July 7 2010. Lindsay Lohan is seen in this July 24 2007 booking photo following her arrest on five driving-related charges. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail Tuesday July 6 2010 after violating the terms of her probation stemming from the 2007 arrest. Photograph: Supplied by PacificCoastNews.com. , USA: +1  Disclaimer: BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News does not claim any Copyright or License in the attached material. Any downloading fees charged by BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News are for its services only, and do not, nor are they intended to convey to the user any Copyright or License in the material. By publishing this material, the user expressly agrees to indemnify and to hold BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News harmless from any claims, demands or causes of action arising out of or connected in any way with user's publication of the material.

To be honest, this is the Lindsay we know and love.  That disheveled hair…that hammered, vacant look?  It stands the test of time.

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