10 Fugly Looks by Miley Cyrus

Posted by Rebecca on March 17th, 2011

Well well well, Ms. Cyrus.  Looks like you’ve had a lot more fashion crimes than meet the eye.  I mean, I know you’re young and all, but aren’t you rich enough to get a little Hot Topic Stylist, or 12? When I was a young teenager, I had no excuse. Come, let’s explore your fashion don’ts, and in doing so, marvel at how ridiculous you STILL are!

 

1. Hippie-Lame

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Nice scarf and weird rag-dress, lady.  The dress is almost strapless, so remind me again why you need a mismatched scarf? To keep you warm on those cold LA mornings?  Eh, I’m not buying it, Miley.

 

2.  Hawaiian Chic

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I think I saw this dress at Target, circa 1999.  You know, when hawaiian crap and hemp was still in.  Really?

 

3.  Prom Barbie

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Granted, this may be for a Hannah Montana shoot, but when was dressing like a crazy homeless barbie considered cool, or desireable? My favorite part are the shoes, which are straight out of my mom’s closet, circa 1984.

 

4. Dumpy Stripes

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Miley, you look like what would happen if a candy cane had sex with a pillowcase.

 

5.  Vintage Britney

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Very Britney Spears which is old.  I mean, come on.  I get it. You’re trying to be sexy, but in doing so you’re just trying to look like Britney Spears,  only less hot and more awkward.

 

6.  Phys Ed

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You have plenty of cute pairs of shorts, why not wear a pair?

 

7.  Good God

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Grey and olive colors, which makes Miley look slightly homeless. And with those gross boots, I’m surprises she doesn’t have some food stamp-like accessory.

 

8.  Uggs n’ Drugs

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Are you working out? Coming from a slumber party? Or going on a hike in arctic tundra? I’m confused.  Also aroused. Wait, did I say that? What can I say,I love a good legging.

 

9. Weird Fabric

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If you pull it, it will unravel. Also, how is she supposed to wear this into a salvia store?  It’s gonna get all gummed up.

 

10.  Dr. Seuss

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Miley,  do you want some green eggs n’ ham? Or perhaps a hat to go with your hideousness? 




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