10 Celebrities with Imperfect Teeth

Posted by Rebecca on October 28th, 2010

Man, celebrities have so much money.  Doesn’t that mean that they can fix their unsightly dental issues? And some do, which makes their mouth look even worse! Here’s a salute to ten celebrities with less than perfect smiles, and when they did to improve their teeth (for better, or for worse!)

1. Mike Tyson

MILAN, ITALY - JULY 09: Mike Tyson attends a press conference held at Just Cvalle Cafe on July 9, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

This guy has terrible teeth, probably due to his profession of punching people in the face, and vice versa. What do you do iwth bad teeth if you want to look more glamorous? I guess cover said bad teeth in gold. Gold. Gold I say!

2. Amy Winehouse

Photo by: DG1/Xposure/starmaxinc.com 2010 6/3/10 Amy Winehouse out and about in the Soho district. (London, England) Photo via Newscom

Textbook horse teeth, not to mention the rest of her is also a trainwreck. Her teeth, specifically, are super long and she’s missing some molars in the back (classy!). I mean, they’re probably coated in thick layers of whiskey and crystal meth, so I’m sure she’d be a dentist’s dream.

3. Tom Cruise

TOKYO - SEPTEMBER 28: Actor Tom Cruise attends the Japan Premiere of 'Knight and Day' at Roppongi Hills on September 28, 2010 in Tokyo, Japan. The film will open on October 9 in Japan. (Photo by Kiyoshi Ota/Getty Images)

In the beginning, L. Ron Hubbard told Tom Cruise that his mouth shall be canted one way, though he will be famous. Puke. Anyhow, Tom’s teeth (and maybe, Jaw) are all slightly to the right, if you’re looking him straight in the face. Weird, yes.  Weirder than scientology, no.

4. Kristen Dunst

Actress Kristen Dunst arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity in New York May 3, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT FASHION)

Her front four teeth are totally inverted. I think it’s sort of cute, though.

5. Ricky Gervais

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 02: Actor/comeidan Ricky Gervais attends Comedy Central's Night Of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert For Autism Education at the Beacon Theatre on October 2, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

We’ve come a long way. Which means, just because you’re British doesn’t mean you can have trainwreck teeth and get away with it. Ricky, get some invisalign. Geez!

6. Jewel

44212, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday August 30 2010. Singer Jewel sparkles as she leaves the CNN building after guesting on Larry King Live . Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Jewel, you’re a lovely woman, but didn’t they have corrective dentistry up in the whatsits of Alaska where you were born? No? Well, I’m pretty sure the continental U.S. does.  With nice teeth, you’d be gorgeous!

7.  Morgan Freeman

Los Angeles Special Screening of RED held at The Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on October 11th, 2010. Morgan Freeman                                               Fame Pictures, Inc

He’s since had some corrective dentistry, but man, this dude’s teeth were GNARLY back in the day.  Now, he just maybe needs some whitening. Good for you, Morgan!

8. Jon Heder

LOS ANGELES - SEP 10: Jon Heder arrives at the Stand Up 2 Cancer 2010 Event at Sony Studios on September 10, 2010 in Culver City, CA Photo via Newscom

Has some weird buck teeth going on.  I can’t even really put my finger on it, but he looks like a little beaver. Maybe it’s tooth to gum ratio? Either way, I know something’s UP, HEDER!

9. Hilary Duff

Photo by: KJL/DFI/AAD/starmaxinc.com  2010  10/19/10 Hilary Duff at a signing for her new book, Elixir . (Barnes & Noble, Los Angeles, CA)  Photo via Newscom

Hilary’s a special case. She USED to have normal teeth, and then got these crazy horse veneers. I mean, honestly,  your smile before was way less toothy. Gross.

10. Steve Buscemi

Apr. 04, 2010 - New York, New York, United States - STEVE BUSCEMI arriving at the opening night performance of ''Lend Me A Tenor'' at The Music Box Theatre in New York City on 04-04-2010. 2010..K64917HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures

…has terrible teeth. But I don’t care. This man is amazing. I love him. He could floss with a battleaxe and I’d still think he’s awesome.

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