10 Celebrities So Awkward They’re Cute

Posted by Rebecca on October 14th, 2010

Not everyone can be the gorgeous ingenue, right?  And I love that about hollyweird. Still, some celebrities seem so off, awkward and strange in their own skin I can only applaud them for being stars in the first place. Here are ten celebrities that are so darn awkward, they’re sorta cute.

1. Christina Ricci

Photo by: Quasar/starmaxinc.com 2010 8/11/10 Christina Ricci at a launch party for the Blackberry Torch . (Los Angeles, CA) Photo via Newscom

She’s like a little dwarf munchkin lady, and has gone through so many permutations she’s on the same level as Cher. She always seems super happy, but in a weird zombie way.

 

2. Susan Boyle

45000, GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - Thursday September 16 2010. Susan Boyle entertains the crowds in Glasgow's Bellahouston Park ahead of Pope Benedict XVI's historic Mass. The Pope is on a four-day state visit to the UK, the first visit to the island since pope John Paul II visited in 1982. Photograph: Wattie Cheung, PacificCoastNews.com

nuff said.

3. Cillian Murphy

LONDON - MARCH 29: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Cillian Murphy attends the Jameson Empire Magazine Awards held at The Grosvenor House Hotel, Park Lane on March 29, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

Cillian Murphy should be albino, or come freeze-dried with a bunch of sea monkeys. He’s just got this weird skin tone and those eyes that make me want to shove him in an aquarium and keep him always and forever.

 

4. Jeff Goldblum

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - MAY 12: Actor Jeff Goldblum arrives at The Cable Show 2010 'An Evening With NBC Universal' on May 12, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

He was the fly, people. And he has those weird too-far-apart eyes. And, I hear he sleeps with much younger woman. I hate to say that I find him adorable…but…bahhhh!

5. Gina Gershon

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - GINA GERSHON .at World Premiere of ''The Social Network''.at opening of 48th NY Film Festival at.Lincoln Center, NYC 09-24-2010. 2010..K65994JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

She goes from stunningly attractive to horse face, something I like to call the “Julia Roberts” effect.  Still, I’m not a scientist and I like Gershon a TON more than ol Julia. Eat Pray AWKWARD!

6. Adrian Brody

MARRAKECH, MOROCCO - NOVEMBER 26: Actor Adrian Brody attends the Mamounia hotel inauguration on November 26, 2009 in Marrakech, Morocco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I want to have sex with Adrian Brody, but I can’t help thinking that someone broke his face and he’s permanently sad or brooding about it. Maybe it’s the nose? Or the droopy eyes? Who knows.

 

7. Ke$ha

The Video Music Awards 2010 Arrivals held at The Nokia Theatre LA Live in Los Angeles, California in September 12th, 2010. Ke$ha Fame Pictures, Inc

Ke$ha (I hate spelling her name) looks like she got in her mom’s dress and makeup bin, you know, the one that Mommy was planning on giving to Goodwill.  Seriously?  She’s so freaking awkward in all that glitzy getup. Also, she always looks confused and like someone just punched her.  Yeah, that’s got to be part of it.

 

8 Amy Winehouse

43771, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Thursday August 19, 2010. Amy Winehouse looks reasonably put together as she is spotted sitting in the front seat of a vehicle in Covent Garden. Photograph: Jesal Parshotam, PacificCoastNews.com

Know what’s so awkward about her? The fact that she near-constantly has her hair extensions in awkward places (like bras and armpits). Oh yeah, and she’s also usually hammered. Still, it’s sort of adorable, like a car wreck you can’t stop staring at.

9 Joan Cusack

CHICAGO - JUNE 16: Actress Joan Cusack unveils Disney Store's Jessie Doll to celebrate 'Toy Story 3' at the Disney Store on June 16, 2010 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Barry Brecheisen/Getty Images for Disney)

I feel like Joan Cusack woke up one morning and her face didn’t fit right.  Am I alone in this? I mean, I love her to death but she’s got this endearing awkward mumbly thing happening.

10. Melissa Joan Hart

Los Angeles, CA, USA; Melissa Joan Hart throws out the first pitch before the MLB game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium. Photo via Newscom

God, MJH is like the QUEEN of awkward. She is always looking like she stumbled into a photo opp, and her makeup and clothes don’t fit her right. Was she like this in Clarissa Explains it All? Not sure. What I do know is that she has a droopy-eye and I LOVE IT.




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