10 Celebrities in Silly Hats

Posted by Rebecca on November 9th, 2010

Hey Celebrities! Halloween is over.  Know what that means? You’re just trying to make a fashion statement.

1. Robert Downey Jr.

Photo by: DP/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/3/10 Robert Downey, Jr. at the premiere of Due Date . (London, England)  Photo via Newscom

Thank you good sir…for wearing this hat.  Are you going to solve a mystery for M’lady? I certainly hope so. But don’t let those wavy, luscious locks get in the way.  Hat them!

2. Zach Galifianakis

Photo by: DP/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/3/10 Zach Galifianakis at the premiere of Due Date . (London, England)  Photo via Newscom

He’s gone all rhyme of the ancient mariner over here. I mean, I get that the beard is his “thing,” but really…I feel like he smells like Mackerel on a hot day.  My olfactory senses..are…working…

3. Khloe Kardashian

46981, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday November 2 2010. Sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian leave their New York hotel and head to the girl's new store, Dash. Khloe was embracing Halloween spirit with her fuzzy bear hat with ears!! Dash, the Kardashian's third fashion store, is due to open any day now. Photograph: Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Hey Sasquatch, are you just dressed up half-assedly for halloween, or have you gone to crazytown? Man, do not hide in the woods.  You’ll scare children with your weird animal pelt hat. AHHH! (and please use that cell phone responsibly).

4. Kourtney Kardashian

46904, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday November 1, 2010. Kourtney Kardashian looking fabulous as she walks out of her hotel to visit the Dash store in Soho wearing an ushanka and leopard print coat. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Here’s another Kardashian going the Russian fur trapper route.

5. Nicole Scherzinger

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 28: Singer Nicole Scherzinger attends The Rocky Horror Picture Show 35th anniversary tribute at the Wiltern Theatre on October 28, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Who doubled in that Alice in Wonderland Remake with this headwear atrocity. Honestly, this has to be a costume. Right? Right? If not I may kill myself out of confusion.

6. Leighton Meester

46392, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Wednesday October 20, 2010. Leighton Meester and Kevin Zegers shoot a scene together for an upcoming episode of the hit TV series Gossip Girl . The CW series was filming along the Hudson River in Piermont, New York. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

I also really like hats that just are random swatches of fabric, plopped on a beautiful head. Tres chic, no? Is that the direction that fashion is going? I don’t know, I’m just a lowly writer, and can’t afford nice things.


7.  Hilary Duff

Photo by: KJL/DFI/AAD/starmaxinc.com  2010  10/19/10 Hilary Duff at a signing for her new book, Elixir . (Barnes & Noble, Los Angeles, CA)  Photo via Newscom

..busty detective.


8. Sasha Grey

HOLLYWOOD - OCTOBER 19: Actress Sasha Grey arrives to the launch party for Ubisoft's 'Just Dance 2' on October 19, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

I don’t know what this whole outfit is about, but I know that porn star Sasha Grey seems cold and uncomfortable at this video game premiere.  She also looks…like she’s an 8th grade girl who doesn’t know how to dress herself but her mom suggested “sensibly.  You know, with a hat.”

9. The Queen

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Queen Elizabeth II smiles as she arrives to name Cunard's new cruise-liner Queen Elizabeth II in Southampton Docks on October 11, 2010 in Southampton, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

This lil lady is the queen of silly hats. I particularly like this one, which is good for keeping your head warm and drinking large amounts of tea from. Carry on!

10. Bret Michaels

Photo by: Paul Emmans/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/4/10 Bret Michaels arrives for the football game between the New England Patriots and the Miami Dolphins at Sun Life Stadium. (Miami Gardens, FL) Photo via Newscom

This man is the KING of silly hats..silly hats you can date rape in.  I know he’s a “good guy” (term used very loosely), but for reals, these cowboy goth Ed Hardy western wear things are just not doing it for me, nor will they ever.

Category: Bret Michaels, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Leighton Meester, Lists, Robert Downey Jr, Zach Galifianakis