Cry Me a Lohan.

Posted by Rebecca on December 28th, 2010




Know what I love best about the Lohans?  Trick question- NOTHING.  But I do appreciate the whiny pervasive din that is the Lohan entitlement, especially since it showcases how frigging ridiculous this dynasty of idiots are.

So, what’s new? Well, the new film entitled Dogs in Pocketbooks, TMZ reports, is in a likeness suit brought on by the Lohan family.  The Lohans purport that the film is clearly based on Lindsanity’s wild ride into D list and eventually, media obscurity and death by wildabeast (I added that last part. You like? Mommy like). It stars Lydia Hearts, who does look a lot like that little readhead rat Lindsay.

Crazed ringleader Dina Lohan says that the new movie “is definitely based on Lindsay’s likeness,” and “We have a very strong case.  It’s shadowing E*TRADE.” You know, in that the Lohan is super touchy with any media reference to drugs, sex, whoring,  hair extensions,  Herbie, Fully Loaded and the like.

Good going, Lohans.



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