Ireland Baldwin to Paparazzi: “Sit on an Ant Hill With an Open Butthole”

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Ireland Baldwin, the “model” daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger (model in this instance meaning rich famous girl who thinks she’s pretty enough to be a model but in real life would never have been scouted) has made her feelings known on the subject of paparazzi and it seems as though she’s just like daddy. Ireland has only recently stepped in to the spotlight and now she is being followed everywhere. Usually she’s just hanging out with her boyfriend who is named Slater Trout (this joke writes itself). In a series of aggressive tweets, Ireland explained that most paparazzi are horrible and she even wishes harm on them:

 “This paparazzi b**ch who was sketchily hiding in a car goes, ‘I’m just trying to support my kids’. You don’t deserve to even have children… I hope all paparazzi sit on an ant hill with an open butthole.”

She added that paparazzi are rarely friendly:

 “I’ve met maybe a few paparazzi that have been friendly. The majority of you are d**k bags.”

Yes, well, Ireland doesn’t sound too friendly either, does she?