Yes, I’m going to love this. I’m already relishing in making fun of celebrities who are seemingly perfect, and their weirdo deformations. Are you jealous of me yet? Well, you should be in 5…4…3…2…1…
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Megan Fox- Stubby Ass Thumbs
When I say ass thumbs, I mean just her thumbs. She was born with some weirdo condition that makes her thumbs clubbed and totally misshapen. They’re still functional, but are super nubby, unlike the rest of her.
Gerard Butler- Deformed Ear
Scottish Actor Gerard Butler has a weird sticky-outy ear due to an ear surgery he had as a child (Scotland, let’s get your doctors up to snuff, shall we?). He’s deaf in that ear due to tinnitus, but costume designers glue the ear down, so most people are none the wiser.
Jennifer Garner- Deformed Pinky Toe
Yeah, she’s beautiful, but her toe is FREAKISH. Why? Garner has brachymetatarsia, a condition in which one of the five long bones of the foot is shorter than the others, resulting in a shortened, dwarfy, flappy toe. Hot!
Andy Garcia- Conjoined Twin
Yeah, this actor was born with a conjoined twin! WTF??? The docs cut it (and by it, I mean the unformed Garcia fetus twin) off when he was a toddler, but he’s got the scar to prove it, but thankfully no memory of the ordeal.
Rivers Quomo- Uneven Legs
Weezer frontman was born with one leg almost two inches shorter than the other, but had the condition corrected when doctors broke the leg and had the bone heal back. Sounds like a barrel of laughs.
