Archive for June, 2010

Ashley Greene Quits Acting To Work In A Bordello

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

I assume, based on this dress. It’s a bit…Madame-y, don’t you think? Or like she’s about to sashay over to some rough-and-tumble cowboy in a saloon and show him where she keeps her flask. Plus, wearing it to the Twilight: Eclipse premiere seems a bit thematically on-the-nose considering how much it resembles a Hot Topic […]


Tags:Moxie, Red Carpet, Twilight: Eclipse

Someday There Will Be No More Ways To Make Fun Of Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

And that day will be when she’s caught boning one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I’m guessing…Pestilence) and we all die with smirks on our faces, our accusatory pointer fingers withering away to ash. Till then…hey, guess what, dumb old Lindsay is as financially savvy as she is sober! (And none of that […]


Tags:Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie, Uncategorized

Lady Gaga Won’t Rest Until Everyone Thinks She’s A Man

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

What’s she up to this time? A mysteriously bulgy leotard? Prosaic. Another dildolicious magazine cover? Pedestrian! Nope, Gaga’s decided to tweak rumors that she’s a hemaphrodite by turning herself into a man – temporarily, at least. If she was a lolcat, her caption would be, “I am in ur magazeens, bendin ur genders.” The pictures […]


Tags:Lady Gaga, Moxie, Photos, Vogue

19 Celebrity Dropouts

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

These celebrities may have given up on their education, but for many of them, it was to pursue their careers, and they have since become famous. Here is 19 celebs who ditched school or college, but ended up succeeding anyway. Proof that it’s ok to dropout? Almost! Proof that you don’t need college to be […]


Tags:Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Lists

Quick Smacks: Zoe Saldana Gets Engaged!

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Zoe Saldana has gotten engaged to her boyfriend of ten years, Keith Britton Gossip Avatar’s Zoe Saldana Is Engaged! – http://www.usmagazine.com Kim Kardashian Getting Her Own Wax Figure – http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com Lindsay Cop Mistook Cocaine for Breath Mint – http://www.tmz.com Playboy “Not In Negotiations” With Vienna Girardi – http://x17online.com Music Listen To This: New Chromeo! – […]


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Helen Mirren is Happy to Pose Nude

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Helen Mirren recently posed naked for New York Magazine, and says that she doesn’t believe that she’s too old to pose nude, even if others object. When someone explained to her that some people might be upset by the images  Helen laughed it off, saying it was too bad. She says that she was happy […]


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Naomi Campbell is Going Bald – The Proof is in the Picture!

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

If you don’t believe me now, or claim that THAT is photoshopped, shame on you. Naomi “I Eat Blood Diamonds for Dinner” Campbell was getting ready for a photo shoot when this severally unflattering pic was snapped of Naomi’s balding head. The cause of the baldness you ask? Well, it’s not stress, it’s not a […]


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Adrien Brody Dating January Jones?

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Despite Adrien Brody denying that he’s dating Mad Men‘s January Jones, pals of Adrien say that the two are dating, and are quite happy about it! Adrien described January as just a “friend” recently, but an insider says the two have been seeing each other: “Adrien loves talking about January, he says, ‘We’re dating. We’re […]


Tags:Adrien Brody, Celebrity Couples

Bill Murray Is Hollywood’s Favorite Crazy Grandpa

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

It bums me out that Billy Murray seems to be selecting projects that lean toward dramatic/quirky/indie; not because the movies aren’t good (they are awesome) but because I would love to see him more often than I do. If he was interested in doing another TV show, he would have been perfect for the cranky […]


Tags:Josh Hartnett, Moxie, Scarlett Johanson

Some Guy No One’s Ever Heard Of Will Play A Monkey In A Movie No One Cares About

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

Yay, movie news! Entertainment Weekly‘s PopWatch column is reporting that the role of the rebellious primate in the remake of Planet of the Apes will be played by Andy Serkis (and they made the Simpsons musical Planet of the Apes joke I made forever ago…hacks). Um…woot? I have no idea who this guy is, but, […]


Tags:James Franco, Movie News, Moxie

Jonah Hill’s Job Requires Him To Chug Vodka, Pays More Money Than You Will Ever See

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

You know how he’s, like, really good at seeming drunk in all those movies where he plays an intoxicated loudmouth? It’s because he’s a totally amazing actor, like Marlon Brando, right? Actually, not too far off, because (here’s a little history for ya) Marlon Brando was a Method actor, and Jonah Hill likes to get […]


Tags:Jonah Hill, Moxie

Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Nikki Cox

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

I’ve decided to make Kill It With Fire a semi-regular feature here because my philosophy is that bad plastic surgery is never not horrifying and hilarious. (Horriflarious? Hilorrifying? I’ll make a poll.) Today’s twisted monstrosity is Nikki Cox, who I hesitate to call an actress since that title should really go to her breasts, which […]


Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Moxie, Plastic Surgery

Who Wore it Best? Alessandra Ambrosio Vs Ashley Greene

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Both girls ventured out in stripped tops and denim shorts, but which girl wore this chic look best? Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio dressed the look up, with a long sleeved top, short hotpants and heeled boots, which she topped off with a black hat and a metallic bag. Twilight star Ashley Greene wore her […]


Tags:Polls, Who Wore It Best?

Nicole Richie Dressed up for Traffic School

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Nicole Richie was spotted leaving traffic school after her obligatory traffic class. Despite the warm California weather, Nicole chose to dress quite Wintery for the occassion, opting for a chunky scarf with a floral dress, denim jacket and boots. This is probably one of the cutest looks that Nicole has put together in a while […]


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Heidi Klum Takes the Kids to the Playground

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Heidi Klum was spotted treating the kids to a day out at the playground. Dressed down so she could run after the kids, Klum looked effortlessly chic despite being quite casual. Heidi always oozes a sort of sophisticated vibe, even when she’s just chilling out in a thrown together look. Here Heidi is rocking a […]


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Rachel McAdams Heads Out in NYC

Posted by PZ on June 30th, 2010

Star of Mean Girls Rachel McAdams stepped out in New York city, looking casual but well put together. Rachel somehow manages to fly under the radar a lot of the time, and she’s one of those celebrities who don’t seem to be constantly all over gossip magazines – which I like. She knows where to […]


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21 Tattoos of Celebrities

Posted by Angela on June 29th, 2010

Christopher Walken Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands


Tags:Lists, Tattoo

Jake Pavelka Is, Like, Totally Gay, Like, You Know, Probably Or Something

Posted by Moxie on June 29th, 2010

I don’t watchThe Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelors in Tiaras or whatever else the franchise has going on, so I have no idea how this Pavelka guy came across on the show. Everyone is making a big deal about how he and his rose-holder are no longer together, though, so I guess these two were supposed […]


Tags:Jake Pavelka, Moxie, The Bachelor

People Magazine Talk to Bachelor Jake

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

For their latest issue, People magazine gets to talk to Jake Pavelka, who proposed to Vienna Girardi on the hit TV show The Bachelor. Three months later, Jake decided to call off the engagement, and explains to People why. Jake opens up about how jealousy, rumors, and “trust issues” made him decide against tying the […]


Tags:Jake Pavelka, Magazine Covers

Quick Smacks: Jennifer Hudson Says Family Murders ‘All a Blur’

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

Jennifer Hudson speaks about the murder of her family in 2008 Gossip Jennifer Hudson: Family Murders ‘All a Blur’ – http://www.people.com Mario Lopez Plans to Wed Woman Carrying His Baby – http://www.usmagazine.com Who’s Number One On Forbes Magazine’s Most Powerful Celebrity List? – http://perezhilton.com Taylor Lautner Would Ditch His Abs For The Right Role – […]


Tags:Jennifer Hudson, Quick Smacks

Steve Carell Confirms Departure from “The Office”

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

Steve Carell has confirmed that he will be leaving The Office. Steve will leave the show following the 2010-2011 season  – in other words, the next season will be his last. Steve says that the next season will be the last on his contract, which he wanted to honor: “It’s the last on my contract, […]


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Sandra Bullock Finalizes Her Divorce

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

Despite rumors that Sandra Bullock might have reconciled with Jesse James, she has finalized her divorce and is now officially single. Sandra finalized the divorce on Monday morning, stating that her marriage to Jesse “has become insupportable”. After Jesse cheated on Sandra, she filed for divorce on Apil. 23 in Austin, Texas where she is […]


Tags:Jesse James, Sandra Bullock

Megan Fox Already Married to Brian Austin Green!

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have already tied the knot! The couple confirmed that they were engaged just a few week ago, and since then have secretly wed. The couple’s wedding went down at the Four Seasons on the Big Island of Hawaii on the 24th of June. Brian’s 8 year old son Kassius […]


Tags:Celebrity Couples, Megan Fox

Who Wore it Best? AnnaLynne McCord Vs Paris Hilton

Posted by PZ on June 29th, 2010

AnnaLynne McCord and Paris Hilton were both seen wearing bright maxi-dresses, but which hot blonde wore this look best? AnnaLynne wore a low cut turquoise coloured dress teamed with dark sunglasses, flat sandals and a pale studded bag. Paris wore a long stripped dress in a variety of rainbow colours, which she wore with flat […]


Tags:Annalynne McCord, Paris Hilton, Polls, Who Wore It Best?