Archive for April, 2010

John Mayer Told Taylor Swift His Penis Shoots Rainbows

Posted by Moxie on April 30th, 2010

Only explanation for why she would hook up with him, considering that he’s a racist, obnoxious gremlin. And I guess since he’s already done the cougar thing and doesn’t have access to some sweet sexual napalm, he’s decided to date a 20-year-old who writes songs about fairy tales and unicorns and magical lands made of […]

Tags:Cory Monteith, Glee, John Mayer, Moxie, Taylor Swift

If Halle Berry Can’t Keep A Man, There’s No Hope For The Rest Of Us

Posted by Moxie on April 30th, 2010

RadarOnline is reporting that Halle Berry and model Gabriel Aubry have split after several years and one daughter together. According to the source, the 9 year age difference was getting to Aubry (he’s 34, she’s 43). Although it didn’t bother him when they first started dating, the longer they were together, the more he started […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Gabriel Aubry, Moxie

Kim Cattrall has Heidi Montag face in the new Sex and the City 2 movie poster

Posted by Christine on April 30th, 2010

Safe to say that I’m beyond excited for this movie.  I think they could make a Sex and the City 45 and I would still be ready to strap on my Manolos and teeter on over to the theater after one too many cosmos.  However, in the movie poster for the latest installment with Carrie […]

Tags:Kim Cattrall, Sex and the City 2

15 Celebrities Who Have Fears/Phobias

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Celebrities aren’t quite the super-humans we thought – it seems as though even they can suffer from a random fear or phobia. Some are common fears, such as the fear of flying, while others are more extraordinary, such as the fear of pigs, or a phobia of butterflies. Check out below for the full list! […]

Tags:Christina Ricci, David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Lists, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Uma Thurman

Smack Shots: Angelina Jolie & Son Knox on Their Balcony in Venice

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Angelina Jolie takes Knox out for some air on their balcony in Venice Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz & Bronx on a beach in Hawaii Nicole Scherzinger shopping at Armani Exchange in L.A. Isla Fisher with daughter Olive after Olive’s dance class

Tags:Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Isla Fisher, Smack Shots

Quick Smacks: Jenna Jameson Withdraws Abuse Allegations

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Jenna withdraws her abuse allegations against boyfriend Tito Ortiz, says it was all a misunderstanding. Gossip Jenna Jameson Withdraws Abuse Allegations! – Spencer Pratt and Snooki’s Ex Team Up for Dating Show – George Clooney’s Villa Is The Bomb – Michael Jackson Had A Gay Lover?! – Music The Killers’ Brandon […]

Tags:Jenna Jameson, Quick Smacks

Lindsay’s Late Night Sexy Photoshoot Caught on Video

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Yesterday Lindsay Lohan posted a link to this video on her twitter account. The video captures a photoshoot which she took part in and shows Lindsay getting into various positions as the camera flashes, as well as writhing around on the floor like a ridiculous porn star. The photos were taken by Tyler Shields and […]

Tags:Lindsay Lohan

Insider: I Saw Kristin Cavallari Do A Line of Coke

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

An insider is claiming that they saw The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari do a line of Cocaine. According to the insider, Cavallari is spending a lot of time with party promoters, who party hard, and she is getting swept up into the lifestyle: “The dudes she hangs out with are all party promoters — and […]


Is Christina Aguilera Copying Lady Gaga’s Style?

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Well, it looks like the answer is yes, thanks to this photo from Christina is on set here for her new music video, “Not Myself Tonight” – and it looks as though she really isn’t herself. She’s wearing the exact same statement leather bra top as Gaga here, and the skirt is also the […]

Tags:Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga

Jessica Alba Out For Dinner With Cash To Celebrate Her 29th Birthday

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Jessica Alba headed out for dinner in New York with her husband Cash, in celebration of her 29th birthday. Wearing a tri-coloured dress, Alba dressed up for the celebration. Jessica has a great sense of style, and even when she’s not on the red carpet, knows how to pull out all the stops. This dress […]

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Fergie Spotted Arriving at LAX

Posted by PZ on April 30th, 2010

Fergie was spotted arriving at LAX airport with the rest of the members of the Black Eyed Peas. Dressed up for her flight, Fergie was looking slick in tight, embellished leggings and a studded leather jacket. I love this rock’n’roll vibe that Fergie has going on, and although it seems a bit much for taking […]


Roman Polanski May Or May Not Be Extradited

Posted by Moxie on April 29th, 2010

Seems like it might depend on what the original prosecutor said 33 years ago. However, the court documents have been sealed, and lawyers for the inexplicably popular child-raping auteur are petitioning the court for access in order to proved that the U.S.’s extradition request is “based on false and incomplete statements by the Los Angeles […]

Tags:Moxie, Uncategorized

Brangelina’s Twins Won The Genetic Lottery

Posted by Moxie on April 29th, 2010

And the prize is Down Syndrome! Wheee… This story is just too, too laughable to give any credit whatsoever, even if it is from The National Enquirer. Basically the story comes down to what commenters on the Internet are saying, which is that Knox and Vivienne’s chubby, squinty baby faces look like they might have […]

Tags:Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Moxie

Smack Shots: Seal Takes His Boys To a Lakers Game

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Seal with sons Johan and Henry at a Lakers Game Colin Farrell with his girlfriend Alicja Bachleda at the premiere of his new movie, Ondine Avril Lavigne arriving at the studio Kate Gosselin shows off her stomach in her gym clothes

Tags:Avril Lavigne, Kate Gosselin, Seal, Smack Shots

Quick Smacks: Chelsea Handler Has A Sex Tape?

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

The comedian denies that the tape is a real sex tape, and is claiming it is all for “a stand-up comedy bit”. Gossip Chelsea Handler Has A Sex Tape??? – Lindsay Lohan Holds a Gun to Her Mouth – Jenna Jameson: I Tested Clean! – Katie Holmes To Play Jackie Kennedy In […]

Tags:Chelsea Handler, Quick Smacks

Bret Michaels Will Resume Tour Schedule in May

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Bret Michaels, who recently suffered a brain hemorrhage, hopes to be back on the road on tour by the end of next month, his rep confirms today. Bret is still in hospital for now, but is responding well to tests and treatments despite suffering a setback when it was discovered that he might suffer from […]

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Jesse James Opens Up About Marriage, Baby Adoption

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Yesterday we were hit with the news of Sandra Bullock‘s secret adoption of 3 1/2 month old baby Louis, who she is planning on mothering alone. Today, Jesse has come forward to talk about his failed marriage, and also about baby Louis, who he was supposed to be the father of. Jesse and Sandra had […]

Tags:Celebrity Couples, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock

15 Male Models Turned Actors

Posted by Angela on April 29th, 2010

Most actors have some sort of horror story about a pre-Hollywood job, but others have an easier transition into the world of paparazzi and the media. Here are 15 actors who started off as male models! Mark Wahlberg Tom Welling Josh Duhamel

Tags:Ashton Kutcher, Lists, Models

Jennifer Lopez at The UK Premiere of The Back-up Plan

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Jennifer Lopez made a stop in the UK for the premiere of her new movie, The Back-up Plan. This is a whole new, youthful look for J Lo, but it suits her well. The one shoulder dress looks stunning – I particularly love how one shoulder has deep ruffles, and the material is flattering, yet […]

Tags:Jennifer Lopez

Who Wore It Best? Victoria Beckham Vs Olivia Palermo

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Victoria Beckham and Olivia Palermo were both seen out in this stunning, colourful dress by Julian J. Smith, but which star wore it better? Victoria wore her dress out last year. She teamed the dress with bold blue stilettos and loosely tousled hair, keeping accessories to a minimum. The Hills star, Olivia Palermo was spotted […]

Tags:Olivia Palermo

Paris Hilton Hits The Town In A Low Cut Dress

Posted by PZ on April 29th, 2010

Paris Hilton gave her inflatable fun bags an outing on a night out in L.A. Looking like every inch the trashy heiress she is, Paris sported a leopard print long dress teamed with a fur shrug and Christian Louboutin heels. This is like a cliched I’m a rich Russian wife sort of look – it […]

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Jessica Simpson Too Dumb To Work A Cigarette

Posted by Moxie on April 28th, 2010

Good Lord, this girl needs a conservatorship almost as much as Britney. If I believed in higher powers, I would attribute her life to severe karmic imbalance or a Job-like persecution; when her dog got eaten by a coyote, my first thought was, “OF COURSE it happened to Jessica Simpson.” But since I’m a godless […]

Tags:Jessica Simpson, Moxie

Spencer And Heidi Will Continue To Chronicle Their Mental Illnesses

Posted by Moxie on April 28th, 2010

Spencer Pratt and his flesh-colored beard, a.k.a Heidi “Dark Matter Tits” Montag, are getting their own reality show. Huzzah! Although I don’t think you can call it a reality show if one of the leads is 93% plastic and the other one has a paparazzo camera where his d*ck should be. So far it doesn’t […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Moxie, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, Television

8 Child Stars Who Made It

Posted by PZ on April 28th, 2010

It’s not often that a child star manages to maintain their fame into their 20’s, but in a few cases, some have been able to do just that. They’ve successfully avoided the drugs, the bad movies and the breakdowns, and haven’t disappeared into obscurity like so many of the other child stars who have been […]

Tags:Anna Paquin, Christina Ricci, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lists, Natalie Portman, Ryan Gosling